Authorities seize cocaine smuggled as arch supports in boots

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Maybe $500K when broken down into heavily stepped on 1/4 gram hits and sold individually. CBP and DEA aren’t likely to understate their successes.

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First cocaine coffee beans, now arch support. Is there nothing cocaine can’t improve?

Now what we need is cocaine-based 3d printers for Makers.

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Maybe this would help with my plantar fasciitis?

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I wonder if using them would impart a stinky foot essence to the cocaine? It would also probably work as a way of reducing foot pain if it were allowed to seep through the skin.

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Something something shoe lifts something.

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you’d have to give it a sniff to see

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As the saying goes, “I don’t like cocaine, I just like the smell.”

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Street value…

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In this case, literally?

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I couldn’t find an example but I know i’ve seen cocaine formed into fake sinks and bathtubs a la the van made of weed in Up in Smoke.

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