A chair that spills its guts




I want a real chair like that – it should let ya push everything back in place so that it looks normal until somebody sits on it.


I’d like a series of air chambers inside connected to a sphincter in the back of the chair. A disturbingly fleshy armchair is incomplete without a suitably disturbing farting noise when you sit on it and the possibility of prolapse when you sit down too heavily.

As Shadds would say… TODO:


How about a toilet seat with hemmorhoids?


Alternative solution proposal: Get that kind with attachment screws that keep getting loose, and it will be a pain in the ass.


Who wants to stick their hand in there to find the loose change?


A surgeon!


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