A champagne gun for your epic battles of excess

I don’t know about here but they do on amazon. If you’re prepared to deal with red licorice or sour gummies. :scream_cat:

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I’m pretty sure I saw them on Alibaba.

(The ‘weird shit on alibaba’ thread hasn’t been updated in an age)

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Thanks, but I don’t “tweet.”

Like, ever.

I don’t even want to know.

*lolz

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Agh. Ninja’d. Curse you Japh. <shakes fist at sky>

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Whatever it is, you can get it in multi-ton shipping containers.

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Yeah, this is a thread that doesn’t deserve to die.

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Oh, I’m certain.

Not unsympathetic. Twitter proves Sturgeon’s law that “ninety percent of everything is crap” wrong, because about 99.99999% of Twitter is crap. I just use it to follow updates from some of my favorite news sources and poke a few friends nearly as bonkers as I am. There are worse things, like Facebook (quit) and YouTube (never log-in). But yeah, I’m a social media skeptic as well. Besides, the vast majority of interesting “tweets” are stolen uncredited thoughts by people so contemptible and insecure that they plagiarize ideas not for material gain, not even for real-life reputation, but to get microscopic quanta of followers in an inconsequential arena.

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That’s so vague as to be totally useless. I’m surprised the thread hasn’t turned into a vast sea of @crenquis posting pics from his shower-cam.

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I have tried on more than one occasion but the BoingBoing store does not ship to Canada, nor ship to US addresses on a Canadian credit card! Dammit!

I do have a pic of my custom DIY shower head in action:

Currently looking for an AliBaba partner to begin distribution.

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GAH!

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Better than a stiff cup of joe to get ya going in the morning – the awful droning sound generated by a small in-stream turbine enhances the effect.

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Canadian, or from Pennsylvania?

#SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FRACKING F**K WAS THAT

also do you do custom skin preservation asking for a friend

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I’m gonna have to take a “None of the Above” on that one.

Okay don’t hold back; tell us all how you really feel.

*lolz

No seriously, Im right there with you.

The internet is a vastly powerful tool that can used to communicate with people all across the globe… and the majority of what most people choose to communicate is just how shallow and/or ignorant they are.

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Good call.

That was one of the few required works of literature that I actually enjoyed reading when I was in high school.

It is a prop for my White Tears performance piece. I’m hoping to be the featured entertainment at next year’s BB retreat.

Edit: Hopefully, it will be better received than my proposal for last year’s… I called it The Regulars

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