A champagne gun for your epic battles of excess

Okay don’t hold back; tell us all how you really feel.

*lolz

No seriously, Im right there with you.

The internet is a vastly powerful tool that can used to communicate with people all across the globe… and the majority of what most people choose to communicate is just how shallow and/or ignorant they are.

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Good call.

That was one of the few required works of literature that I actually enjoyed reading when I was in high school.

It is a prop for my White Tears performance piece. I’m hoping to be the featured entertainment at next year’s BB retreat.

Edit: Hopefully, it will be better received than my proposal for last year’s… I called it The Regulars

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You could go to http://www.alibaba.com and search for “dicks” and the first few entries would be for some weird industrial applications and then… uh… there’s a plethora of options.

Especially if you happen to own or operate a hospital:

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Hard pass.

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Just look at that kid-friendly lap… Who wants a photo with Mr P?

Red LEDs in the pupils would be an awesome enhancement! (Maybe a deluxe version?) They do make waterproof versions now.

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