Originally published at: A comprehensive guide to Donald Trump's malodorous offenses - Boing Boing
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I’m sure Joe Kahn has already commissioned a hand-wringing piece for the NYT this week on why discussions of Biff’s stench should be off-limits. The article will also be required to feature one anonymous racist official talking about how Harris “smells funny knowwhatImean” in order to meet the Bothsidesist quota.
I fell off my chair laughing. I assume large part of this demographic also belief wiping your behind may make you gay. The party of “yellow streak” on underwear and toilet paper trail on heel.
Well, gee-wilickers, is it really that hard to figure out why the smell of sulphur follows him everywhere?
where is the innocent child - as in the tale of the emperor’s new clothes - to step up, before the fawning crowd of subjects, to ask, loudly…
“why does he smell like poo?” or,
“goddamn! that dude stinks!” or just a simple “he farted, and it really stinks.”
The first malodorous offense: His birth.
From the (very long) essay:
Consider that last fact for a moment: Trump being a rapist is a satisfactory state of affairs for most Republican voters in a way that him being incontinent, smelly, and generally foul as a matter of personal hygiene would not be.
I can’t even figure out which emoji to post about this…
What I wouldn’t give to see a 5 year chart of his CBC with diff/BMP values! I still say this guy is a borderline DMII–and with what he reportedly eats daily? He’s on his way out for sure–and it won’t be too soon for me.
What do those abbreviations mean? CBC I recognize from the blood tests for the cats, but what are the others?
Whoops–sorry. Nursey talk.
CBC with diff- Complete Blood Count with Differentials
BMP - Basic Metabolic Panel
DMII - Diabetes Mellitus II or Type 2 Diabetes
If only he was around in 2016.
The radio host in question was Alex Jones, who on Monday called Hillary Clinton “an abject psychopathic demon from hell” who was bent on destroying the planet.
“She’s so dark now and so evil and so possessed” that her very presence inflicts nightmares upon those in close physical proximity to her, he said.
“I been told this by high up folks and they tell me Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur,” he said in his trademark style, a kind of shout that mixes bombast and panic. “They smell like hell.”
Oh, wait, he was.
“Long fascination with genes and bloodlines” is a very weak and weaselly description of Trump’s views. Trump is virulently racist and prejudiced. He veers into Nazi-adjacent rhetoric and policies. For example, his dehumanizing talk about immigrants and vows to deport them en masse.
So, many people are saying that Lord Dampnut smells bad.
It seems that flies would agree.
It shouldn’t be surprising, though. The man’s a piece of shit.
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