Imagine what the Parkland students thought when they read about this
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I eagerly await the explanation from Pelosi tomorrow about how this is all just another trap to bait Democrats into doing the politically impolite and unpopular thing by impeaching the motherfucker.
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When public officials play bullshit word games like this, the reporters should really call them on it
āWhat are you āsorryā for, sir, exactly?ā
āAnd this thing you say youāre sorry for, are you going to do that thing again?ā
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#sorrynotsorry
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yup. cause a) they donāt care about disaster relief ( more welfare wannabes looking for handouts /s ) and b) even if fema doesnāt have any money, the democrats will make sure to pass those emergency fund raiser bills, and c) charity donations are always tax deductible
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Sinclair trump channel in 3ā¦2ā¦
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Holy fucksocks; he really does not inhabit the same reality as the rest of us.
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Trump needs to start watching Real News Tonight.
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GOP: Youāre overreacting when you say that Fox News is propaganda!
The President literally just said that Fox News has been working for him and that heās looking for a new news outlet to control.
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Iām trying really, really hard to feel sorry for people like Twitterās chief of āConsumer Data Scienceā when they complain about how terrible Trump is and how awful it feels to read his tweets on their platform.
Believe me, Iām really trying.
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Iām not. If we end up hitting āpremium Mad Maxā, his name is going up right alongside those of everyone else āWho Killed the World.ā
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Ya know, if itās inconvenient for him to do his job, he could just resignā¦
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I should probably have ended that with a /s. Iām not actually trying. If they want my pity they know what they have to do. 
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I groked your sarcasm, no failing on your part.
Itās just that the longer this shit drags on, the less snarky humor and patience I haveā¦ and the angrier I get.
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Oh, snap.
https://twitter.com/Lawrence/status/1166529030352510976
Oh, wait.
That doesnāt mean itās not true. I really hope it is.
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Goodness, what the fuck?
Today is like a deluge of shit from the Orange Goblin.
Then thereās this:
Including this wonderful quote:
When aides have suggested that some orders are illegal or unworkable, Trump has suggested he would pardon the officials if they would just go ahead, aides said. He has waved off worries about contracting procedures and the use of eminent domain, saying ātake the land,ā according to officials who attended the meetings.
āDonāt worry, Iāll pardon you,ā he has told officials in meetings about the wall.
Thereās so much to unpack here. First, how can any person that considers themselves Republican think this is even remotely ok. If Obama was going to use eminent domain to protect a forest from clear cutting, the Fox News crowd would be up in arms about government overreach. But hereās Trump literally saying ātake the land by any means necessary, and damn the consequences because Iāll just pardon you.ā And you want to guess who heās likely to be taking land from? Ranchers and farmers ā you know, his big supporters.
This just boggles the mind.
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He and R Maddow are full of BS.
They both could take a pile of Erotic Word Magnets and weave together a conspiracy theory on just about anything.
He should of checked it out.
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