Tonight on Fox News: A host meltdown
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Quoting Trevor Noah:
āIt is no wonder Trump is deathly afraid of sharks. He is shaped like a Seal!ā
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Please tell me someone knew exactly what to post in response to that!
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Cāmon, pressure; burst those pipes.
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Response? I feel like it stands alone as a kind of perfection.
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Shitstorm of distracting tweets incoming!
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Ah. So the Mueller report summary gambit as applied to tax returns.
Mitigate fallout by slow rolling the release of damaging info.
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I missed the āwe knowā at the beginning, the first time I saw it.
Youāre right: simple, and to the point.
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āThe accounting firm, Mazars USA, said in a statement that it āwill respect the legal process and fully comply with its legal obligationsā
Damn right you will!
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In every state where the senator voted to confirm Kavanaugh, that vote will be a prominent part of the Democratic opponentās election campaign. The longer and louder the Kavanaugh story is in the news, the greater the chance of taking back the Senate. If senators win having used these tactics, they will have a strong incentive to continue on to impeachment.
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I do think that āimpeachmentā is overzealous and ineffective in this case. I think investigation is a better angle. I think itās important to get Kavanaugh off the bench, but the easiest way to do that is it have Kavanaugh resign. If Kavanaugh turns out to be completely immune to pressure then I think itās possible to get 67 votes in the senate only if they prove Kavanaugh raped someone, and even then itās questionable with the batch of Republicans they have now.
Note that I feel totally differently about Kavanaugh than about Trump because with Trump you can impeach, Trump can be acquitted, and then Trump can be voted out. With Kavanaugh I think there should actually be a strategy to how removal from the bench would work, and that should be the primary driver.
They are starting an investigation into the FBI investigation that was done during the confirmation. I think thatās a great place to start. Show they didnāt really conduct an investigation, use that as grounds to conduct your own.
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Sean Spicerās debut on Dancing With the Stars has been widely and justifiably ridiculed as one of the worst ever, but he has a secret weapon up his fluorescent puffy sleeveāJesus Christ. Spicerās first dance saw him bang bongos along to āSpice Up Your Lifeā by The Spice Girls, and one judge said it looked like he was being āattacked by a swarm of wasps.ā His first tweet after the undignified spectacle responded to Mike Huckabeeās words of support for him, saying a Spicer victory would create āan emotional meltdown in Hollyweird.ā Spicer responded: āClearly the judges arenāt going to be with me. Letās send a message to #Hollywood that those of us who stand for #Christ wonāt be discounted.ā Spicer ended up with a final score of 12 out of 30 Monday night, just beating former NBA star/Kardashian spouse Lamar Odom with 11.
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Speaking of Christā¦ What the Christ?!?
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I tried my hardest to be my best āsee it from their perspectiveā self, and thought āWell, if Cloris Leachman can beat the judges by being funny and getting irony votesā¦ā and then I punched myself in the face.
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I donāt think Jesus is going to touch that with a 10ā cross. That was not an act of faith, it was the act of a humiliation junkie deep in post-Donnie withdrawal and jonesing for a fix.
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