To recap:
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Rudy: I donât think he pooped himself⊠but he definitely smelled like he shat himself.
Oh since iâm on that topic already
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Iâm so glad my taxes are paying her substantial salary.
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Charged with what? Following the orders of the commander in chief?
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Whatâs with all the sweating lately? Extra Kevlar?
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Meat sweats? Guyâs gotta be stress-eating Big Macs like theyâre going out of style at this point.
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âJoe Biden and his son are corrupt,â he spewed. âBut the fake news doesnât want to report it because theyâre Democrats. If a Republican ever did what Joe Biden did, if a Republican ever said what Joe Biden said, theyâd be getting the electric chair by right now.â The electric chair. Maybe itâs that prospect thatâs got him so worked up.
He ended by almost screaming at the press corps, âYouâre all crooked as hell.â Then, barely taking a beat, he concluded with, âOkay thank you very much, I hope you enjoyed it.â
He thinks Joe Biden deserves to be executed for⊠checks notes ⊠his son sitting on the board of a Ukranian natural gas company and, as VP, insisting on the ouster of a corrupt Ukranian prosecutor general (whom the Ukranians hated) as part of a loan guarantee package to aid the country. Huh.
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Super cool that this administrationâs response to other countries attempting to jail American journalists who have reported on those governmentsâ misdeeds is âwhat did you think was going to happen?â
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DC is hot right now. 90âs. But one wonders why no sweaty red face a couple months ago.
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Enough pressure will burst a pipe; câmon, clogged arteries, bad diet and ceaseless stress, YOU CAN DO IT.
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Could be worse; he could have done it in an Indian headdress.
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Do you suppose he knows the difference between âIndianâ and âNative Americanâ? I suspect he does not.
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I donât know if he acknowledges Native Americans as a people that genuinely exist.
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Jerry Ford set a bad precedent when he pardoned Nixon
Obama continued it with his âweâre looking forwardâ bullshit, letting eight years of Bush and Cheney crimes drain down the memory hole
Weâll be lucky if Liz Cheney doesnât run for president in 2024
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It was the same deal during the Harper years. They wouldnât lift a finger to help a Canadian journalist jailed somewhere â especially if they werenât âold stock Canadianâ (aka white).
Harper used the same playbook as Trump, just without the infantile tantrums.
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Shouldnât he be campaigning in Iowa? If not, can we please airlift a few tons of deep-fried butter from Des Moines? Pretty please?
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Iâd happily contribute to a GoFundMe for that cause.
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