To recap:
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Rudy: I don’t think he pooped himself… but he definitely smelled like he shat himself.
Oh since i’m on that topic already
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I’m so glad my taxes are paying her substantial salary.
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Charged with what? Following the orders of the commander in chief?
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What’s with all the sweating lately? Extra Kevlar?
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Meat sweats? Guy’s gotta be stress-eating Big Macs like they’re going out of style at this point.
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“Joe Biden and his son are corrupt,” he spewed. “But the fake news doesn’t want to report it because they’re Democrats. If a Republican ever did what Joe Biden did, if a Republican ever said what Joe Biden said, they’d be getting the electric chair by right now.” The electric chair. Maybe it’s that prospect that’s got him so worked up.
He ended by almost screaming at the press corps, “You’re all crooked as hell.” Then, barely taking a beat, he concluded with, “Okay thank you very much, I hope you enjoyed it.”
He thinks Joe Biden deserves to be executed for… checks notes … his son sitting on the board of a Ukranian natural gas company and, as VP, insisting on the ouster of a corrupt Ukranian prosecutor general (whom the Ukranians hated) as part of a loan guarantee package to aid the country. Huh.
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Super cool that this administration’s response to other countries attempting to jail American journalists who have reported on those governments’ misdeeds is “what did you think was going to happen?”
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DC is hot right now. 90’s. But one wonders why no sweaty red face a couple months ago.
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Enough pressure will burst a pipe; c’mon, clogged arteries, bad diet and ceaseless stress, YOU CAN DO IT.
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Could be worse; he could have done it in an Indian headdress.
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Do you suppose he knows the difference between “Indian” and “Native American”? I suspect he does not.
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I don’t know if he acknowledges Native Americans as a people that genuinely exist.
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Jerry Ford set a bad precedent when he pardoned Nixon
Obama continued it with his “we’re looking forward” bullshit, letting eight years of Bush and Cheney crimes drain down the memory hole
We’ll be lucky if Liz Cheney doesn’t run for president in 2024
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It was the same deal during the Harper years. They wouldn’t lift a finger to help a Canadian journalist jailed somewhere – especially if they weren’t “old stock Canadian” (aka white).
Harper used the same playbook as Trump, just without the infantile tantrums.
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Shouldn’t he be campaigning in Iowa? If not, can we please airlift a few tons of deep-fried butter from Des Moines? Pretty please?
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I’d happily contribute to a GoFundMe for that cause.
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