šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤” A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤”

The Senate is not going to put Nancy Pelosi in the White House, no matter what Pence did

Itā€™s only because somebody they like would still be in charge that theyā€™ll even consider removing Trump

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While I can imagine a scenario where we get President Pelosi, itā€™s a moot point to argue about. I think the writing is on the wall that Pence knew Trump was dirty from square one, and has distanced himself where possible. Pence is morally bankrupt, but not a criminal.

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If not, theyā€™ll pull a Nixon-Agnew-Ford swap to get a Republican free from scandal next in line before Pelosi.

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Trump fails at being a normal human doing normal human things, issue # a billionty-seven:

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That would have been socialism.

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Right, of course. Government hand-outs. How silly of me.

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Giving the kid candy is too much like payment, and trump is allergic to that. If heā€™s not careful heā€™d break out in hives.

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If I ever looked wistful at all, it would now be whenever I see some footage of President Obama.

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But of course he will.

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But heā€™s so unstable these days, he thinks that screaming, ā€œSHUT DOWN THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY OR I WILL SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENTā€ will draw attention away from the impeachment inquiry.

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If thereā€™s a phony emoluments clause - then thereā€™s a phony Article 2.

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Okay I actually watched the video.

Heā€™s a fucking bully, thatā€™s why he doesnā€™t give the kid the candy. He doesnā€™t understand other people exist separately from his perception of them. Since heā€™s a sociopath.

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From what Iā€™m hearing of the Vindman testimony today, Sondland needs to start getting measured for a jumpsuit. Sondland clearly lied to Congress in saying that no one raised concerns about the Ukraine policy or the July 25 phone call.

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This Papadopoulos plot twist is just lazy. The writers of this timeline have run out of ideas. Iā€™m going to go see if thereā€™s an episode of the British Baking Show that I havenā€™t watched.

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-Hey - itā€™s just a rat - itā€™s not like itā€™s a working guillotineā€¦

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lololololol

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If conservatives canā€™t get by without Twitter, maybe they have nothing valuable to say in the first place.

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How do his accounts work right now? Was the official POTUS45 one merged with realDonaldTrump? Because he shouldnā€™t be using the former for re-election stuff.

It looks like a staffer on the potus account retweets realDonald.

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