Yeah, I’m betting it’s the evil sewer clown Kellyanne.
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Make sure you’re sitting down though, just in case Papadopoulos pops up as a guest host on the show.
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Perish the thought. I haven’t entirely gotten over Mary Berry’s departure and Paul Hollywood strains my tolerance. If George were to show up, I might do something drastic.
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The Medal of Honor winner is probably better off having everyone think it was a dog in that picture.
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During his speech, Trump used the near-fatal shooting of House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-TN) in 2017 during a congressional softball game as fodder for a dig at Melania. Trump reportedly started by noting how tough Scalise was—but warned against getting shot as a weight loss strategy. Trump then said Scalise’s wife “cried her eyes out when I met her at the hospital that fateful day… I mean not many wives would react that way to tragedy, I know mine wouldn’t.”
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He didn’t roast his wife, he roasted himself.
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She would just wipe away the tears and shoot him again.
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The smoke can be rough on the mascara, don’t you know?
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to the tune of “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof
PROJECTIOOOOOON! PROJECTION!
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With Trump’s record it almost comes across as a threat. Imagine that line being in The Godfather. You’d expect the wife to end up dead.
Of course the flip side is that Trump said that not many wives would cry if their husbands got shot. I guess in Trump’s world of projection being moved to tears at the death of your spouse is abnormal because Trump would never cry for someone else.
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I realize everything Trump says is news.
But this seems like a pretty ordinary Rodney Dangerfield kind of crack. Which, incidentally, I have noticed some overlap between people who like Trump and people who like Dangerfield’s comedy.
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“Trump did nothing wrong, it was the lawyers!” will be the next pivot I’m guessing
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May I recommend that you have a support budgie by your side. 
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Don’t make us pull this country over and give you to Mexico!
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There’s just so much wrong in Gohmert’s statements, it’s difficult to parse.
- Read the fucking Constitution, you moron.
- You and your dipshit colleagues demanded the House vote. You got it. Why did you vote against it when you were the ones who asked for it? Oh, yeah, back to point 1.
- Those “armed guards” are always securing the SCIFs. Nothing changed for the impeachment hearings.
- You don’t want to be involved in a civil war? Don’t call for one, dimwit.
Let me know if I missed anything.
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