🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Three years of Trump, condensed:

Year 1 — Exaggerating the size of things, travel bans, and some light obstruction of justice. If you’re not worried, you’re not paying attention.

Year 2 — Children in cages, a government shutdown, confirmation of a beer–loving sexual predator to the Supreme Court, victims of a hurricane blamed for getting in its way, and some moderate obstruction of justice. If your worry hasn’t turned to outrage, you may have been camping in the Australian outback for the last year and getting your news from a talking volleyball.

Year 3 — The release of the Mueller Report, the revolving door used by cabinet officials replaced with a rotisserie, a perfect clusterfuck of a phone call to the president of the Ukraine, impeachment, and a garbage scow’s worth of obstruction of justice. If you aren’t shouting curses at your car radio, you should check to make sure you aren’t dead.

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A relief to everyone’s eyes

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The fault, dear Spicer, is not in our Dancing with the Stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.

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NARRATOR: it was not an election year

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Are you trying to rile me before I’ve had my coffee?

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Wasn’t there a memo in the fall of 1997 announcing the start of 24-7-365 campaign time and making every year an election year for purposes of political propaganda?

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Looks a bit like she’s trying to replace Pence on the ticket- and be ready to run if Donnie is - uh - unavailable.

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Such a brave thing to say while giving a speech behind an inch of bullet proof glass

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3 is the Magic Number

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Haley told Savannah Guthrie she “never” had any reason to doubt the fitness of Trump to serve, his mental acuity, or ability to tell the truth. “I never had any concern on whether he could handle the job, ever… In every instance that I dealt with him he was truthful, he listened, and he was great to work with.” Haley also defended Trump as being “stronger on Russia than any previous president,” despite claiming in her new book that she was the only person in the administration who confronted Trump after his widely criticized press conference with President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki last year. “I said, ‘Look, this sounded soft,’ and he said, ‘Really?’ and John Kelly was in the room and he looked at John and said, ‘All of you guys said I did great.’”

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Was that an incomplete quote, or did someone write that for him?

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Do you know what time it is? It’s time to play the Stephen Miller theme song!

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It’s a weird tough-guy thing to say for a draft dodger, who probably has never fired a gun.

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It’s a continuation of the same “Everyone, quick, act as a human shield for me!” principle that Trump has applied to everything else in their life.*

* I probably support most Vietnam draft dodgers in their efforts to avoid going to war. Trump’s hypocritical America-first-tough-guy attitude combined with the fact that Trump bought their way out of service is disgusting and is indicative of Trump’s general attitude that no one but Trump matters.

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Didn’t that ship sail when they overturned the 2000 election and installed the Shrub?

Serious Responsible People keep announcing that if one more appalling thing happens nobody will take the system seriously anymore, and then that thing happens, and another one, and another one, and they keep talking like the last dozen things didn’t happen but the next one will be a disaster

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That’s how the disaster happens. Each new outrage normalizes the previous ones. Eventually, the people come to accept heinous crimes against humanity as perfectly normal.

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