*Ears prick up, fingers cross reflexively…
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Trump’s New York state driver’s license from way, way back shows 6’-2". I think the NYS DMV just accepts whatever height you write on your form (which is not a good thing, actually).
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… toes alternately curl and uncurl in bubbly anticipation…
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Every DMV I’ve ever been to (in four different states, over 25 years) just accepts whatever you write down.
I kinda feel like chanting too, though the right words have not come to me, yet…
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There is pretty much no way that man is 6’3” and less than 250. Given his lack of physical exercise and terrible diet, I’d put him at least 30 lbs heavier at that height. This is not fat shaming, it’s fact shaming.
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Understood. Only conceptual dance can express the true happiness experienced with each anti-Trump event.
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He famously attributed the DNC hack to an imaginary lone gunman who weighs “four hundred pounds”
Most of us would call three hundred unhealthy, but for some reason Trump picked a higher number
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He had a 25th Amendment eval forces in him.
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i can’t allow myself to get my hopes up.
that said, this would be one way for him to leave office that wouldn’t break the republican party, which would be the only way the republican party would participate in his leaving. participation of republican legislators in impeachment in any significant numbers, house or senate, would leave a smoking crater behind where the party once was. and no, i don’t give a fecal sample about the survival of the republican party but without significant republican support for the method whatever the method is, trump is not leaving office.
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And for the record (since I haven’t seen it elsewhere), here’s who he pardoned:
Clint Lorance: ordered his men to fire on three unarmed men on a motorcycle in Afghanistan, killing them. Found guilty of murder and obstruction of justice, sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Matthew Golsteyn: admitted to murdering an Afghan tribal leader he suspected of being a bomb maker. Trump has previously praised him for being good at killing people.
Edward Gallagher: murdered a POW with a hunting knife, killed dozens of civilians for fun as a sniper, posed with a corpse. Trump’s a big fan of his.
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People should just start saying he has a terminal illness - only fair given his Hilary illness nonsense.
But which illness for maximum tabloid coverage?
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Chlamydia contracted from a Koala
Or Kuru
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Ibogaine addiction is a classic.
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Whatever it is, the treatment should be humiliating, something that will make the testosterone-addled manly-men of his base blanch whenever they hear about it.
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Necrotizing fasciitis of the urethra.
They had to replace his urethra with a graft from a chipmunk.
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[Cut to a doctor’s surgery. It has a wall shrine with a photo of Christiaan Barnard with flowers and candles in front of it. The doctor is talking to an embarrassed-looking man.]
Doctor (Graham Chapman) : Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. My advice to you is to put this paper bag over your head - it has little holes there for your eyes, you see - and to ring this bell, and to take this card along to your hospital.
[he hands him card three feet long which reads ‘For Special Treatment’]
And I shall inform all your relatives and friends and anyone else I happen to bump into. OK. Cash, wasn’t it?
[the man hands him over wad of fivers]
Thank you very much. Get out.
[the man gets up to go]
Dirty little man.
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Thanks for recording that – it’s not the kind of crap that should be overlooked.
Nice (/s) to know they’ll be walking among us. Another DC Sniper coming up?
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Not saying anything we don’t know, but a nice synopsis:
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/alicia-morgan/87475/i-know-why-the-caged-republican-sings
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