Iām pretty sure heāll want to replace the sun for making him look orange next
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Heās said this before. Heās got a real issue about energy-efficient bulbs. I think one of his āfriendsā is an incandescent manufacturer that is pissed itās been this long and the market in the US hasnāt flipped over to them again.
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Yes, you can write this stuff if your subject is burlesque parodies and surreal humor.
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In Elizabethan English just like Jesus spoke it
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Blond blue-eyed Jesus.
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āFake News CNN is reporting that I am āstill using personal cell phone for calls despite repeated security warnings.ā This is totally false information and reporting. I havenāt had a personal cell phone for years,ā Trump claimed. āOnly use government approved and issued phones.ā
āRetract!ā Trump demanded.
Trumpās tweet was sent using the āTwitter for iPhoneā application.
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āWe have a situation where weāre looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where thereās tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you donāt get any water. You turn on the faucet and you donāt get any water,ā
I just canāt even.
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I look at stuff and I wonder how so much of the right wing is unaware that heās a dumbass.
And then I check Fox News and Breitbart for these quotes. They are absent on Fox entirely, and buried in āThe Wiresā on Breitbart. (Nobody reads anything there)
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Itās a long way to the White House kitchen.
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Itās so incredibly detached from reality, there is no measure for it.
Iāve lived in a janky-ass apartment with less than ideal plumbing a time or two since leaving my momās house, but never have I ever lived anywhere where you have to flush 10 or 15 times in one use.
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Youāre probably not living on a steady diet of McDonaldās and KFC. The West Wing facilities corps should be getting hazard pay. Assuming, that is, that he hasnāt fired anyone who might have touched something Obama touched, and replaced them with undocumented immigrants on loan from the local forāprofit prison indentured servants.
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this ā15-times-flushing-because-of-low-water-pressureā is likely the usual distraction for some (yet not known for what specific purpose on the order from some lobby) environmental fuckery:
The president said he had instructed the federal environmental authority, known as the EPA, to loosen regulations on water use.
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Well maybe he should cut back on the bedtime hamburgers and start eating Raisin Bran for breakfast
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I meanā¦ they put a personās religion on dog tags, so that they can have the proper send off if theyāre killed in the fieldā¦ itās not a personal statement of any kind, itās a purely logistical function there. WTF?
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Obviously he needs more White House plumbers.
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I had Catholic printed on my dog tags because Atheist wasnt an option at the time (you could choose āNO REL PREFā). I chose Catholic so my mother wouldnāt be upset.
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Really? How long ago was this? I do know atheist is one of the choices for headstones in military cemeteries:
I wonder if they allow atheist on dogtags now, as opposed to just that generic statement.
But my own dad was lapsed for years, and he wanted a catholic service and burial as well as theā¦ whatās it called now? Anointing of the sick instead of last rights? Apparently as a kid, he was super into his faithā¦ like, he almost became a priest, and spent his first 2 years of HS at a seminary.
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