The F Team
It’s a shame Donnie won’t be there for a Good Berder sketch
Well, India can build an f’ing wall. I expect to hear some variant of this several time over Trump twitter over the visit.
Who said we were gonna put that in the back?
Surprised I haven’t shared this here yet. “In any other administration, this would be bla bla bla.” But this is essentially the smocking gun for Trump’s being beholden to Russian monetary interests.
There it is again!
Between that and DeBartolo:
It’ll be fine.
So Trump is just assembling a League of Corrupt Gentlemen Who Now Happen To Owe Him a Favor, huh? Worst Netflix pilot evar.
And it’s been done.
See, it’s all good because he’s a democrat! Selling a congressional seat is totally normal! Trump feels bad for his family! The corrupt FBI just had it in for him.
(These are all actual points Trump made.)
I have no idea what Kenan Thompson’s comedy is like off the SNL stage… but you’d think that after canceling it for a year to avoid scandal they’d gingerly put their toes back in the comedy water, not dive into the deep end with Hasan Minaj. What I’ve seen of Minaj is usually pretty tame, pretty relateable, pretty nice, but you can see that twinkling in their eye, like they are ready to let loose at any moment.
I cannot even begin to fathom what they were thinking booking Minaj, given that one of his last big things on The Daily Show was ripping Trump a new one for his Muslim ban and being terrified that he’d never see his mom again if she went back to the Middle East (Iran specifically, IIRC) to visit family over the holidays.
I’m sure putting him on stage next to Dumpus Wumpus will be fine, though.
Unlike his predecessors, Trump chooses not to attend the WH Correspondents Dinner
He won’t be there, on stage or otherwise
Oh right, I forgot about that. He’s probably pathologically incapable of going into that room knowing it’s where Obama made fun of him.
We all knew this was happening, but this article goes far more in depth.
The list of corrupt assholes pardoned/commuted today makes it very clear that rich people cannot be held liable for their actions. That is for the undeserving poor. I am starting to think we may not survive to November.