🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

guardians-of-galaxy-who

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UofA at Huntsville spent the last 4 years pretty much begging my youngest to apply there. All but offered full scholarship before ever seeing any interest on her part, let alone an application. I kept checking with her, because Huntsville is kind of the Atlanta of Alabama, and a free ride is nothing to sneeze at, but she categorically refused to consider it.

She’s no dummy:

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Max Headroom is real

The Trump administration has reportedly created a new litmus test for political appointees. A questionnaire, which was obtained by CNN, asks new applicants to expound on which part of the president’s campaign rhetoric “most appealed” to them. The questionnaire also asks potential appointees to name their favorite news hosts.

Some government job candidates to be questioned on what part of Trump campaign message 'most appealed' to them - Raw Story

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I don’t watch the news at all (except little clips after the fact). Wonder if that would slide me under their radar?

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we could tell them the psychic tarot-card election lady is our favorite host

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He absolutely did fucking NOT… although supporting 45 just confirms his douchebag status.

See Exhibit A:

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Even the horse is ashamed!

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Poor, abused creature; being made to suffer like that…

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Who will Trump be replacing her with?

/s

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Alternatively, who will Trump be replacing with her?

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She’d probably be more qualified than most of his picks for anything.

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Will he nominate her for USSC?

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I think it’s just praying that Mike Pence can save us from the coronavirus.

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Clearly those questions have only two correct answers that would get one hired / not fired / not prosecuted / not assassinated:

  1. Whatever Trump himself says. (Don’t be specific because he might already have gone off and said something different!)

  2. Trump himself - I get the news straight off Twitter because everyone but Trump is a liar.

All other questions call the candidate’s loyalty into question.

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Of note here that the suit is over an opinion piece, not a news story. We are not permitted unapproved opinions in the Trumpian universe. Why do I suspect that there are a lot of us on a list somewhere, just waiting for after the election?

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Still don’t think it’s a cult?

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Trump was already known to be a germaphobe, so this is one of those times when we might expect him to actually set a good example and know what he’s talking about but of course he does not

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Somehow this face-touching brings to mind the Windsong perfume jingle…

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This is a guy who could be making videos about how to obsessively wash your hands, with self-deprecating jokes about how he already did this before, he’d be a fuckin’ hero

but this shit about not touching his face is just a stupid one-liner

It’s common knowledge he gets Bronx Colors all over everything

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