🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

[KathyPartdeux]

@smulder

‘I haven’t touched my face in weeks — I miss it’

I’d like to touch his face too.

[anon67050589]

In case you ever get the chance: lead with your first two knuckles, keeping your wrist straight.

You don’t want to hurt yourself more than the punching bag.

[KathyPartdeux]

How about holding a roll of quarters?

[anon67050589]

Still, lead with your two big knuckles.

That roll of quarters in a sock would work even better!

[Melz2]

@anon67050589

lead with your first two knuckles, keeping your wrist straight.

@KathyPartdeux

How about holding a roll of quarters?

Weighted sap gloves are a better option.

[anon29537550]

I’ve treated lots of boxers fractures. They hurt like crazy. I endorse this advice!

[kennykb]

Hit soft things with your hand. For hard things, use an implement.

[anon61833566]

[Wanderfound]

@kennykb

For hard things, use an implement.

Indian gauntlet-sword 'pata' - looking at history, form and martial art

[MalevolentPixy]

Well, you know what they say about camels and eyes of needles…

[anon61833566]

[anon61221983]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/04/politics/schumer-roberts-threats-supreme-court/index.html

Fuck CNN… specifically for this:

Schumer spokesman Justin Goodman said criticism of the New York Democrat’s comments are a “deliberate misinterpretation.”… He went on to falsely say, “Sen. Schumer’s comments were a reference to the political price Senate Republicans will pay for putting these justices on the court.”

So the CNN reporter has a better insight into Schumer’s meaning than Schumer’s spokesperson now? His spokesperson is completely and utterly ignorant, while de Vogue gets to put whatever meaning she wants into Schumer’s comments? Because Roberts believed it was a threat? Complete unmitigated bullshit.

Also, this, repeated without noting how many people TRUMP has threatened…

“This is a direct & dangerous threat to the U.S. Supreme Court by Schumer,” Trump said

UGH… I HATE this timeline…

[anon75430791]

Stop thinking so small.

Burlap sack filled with doorknobs.

[Melz2]

@anon75430791

Burlap sack filled with doorknobs.

Not practical; whereas tactical gloves weighted with mini-ball bearings can be quite… handy.

[RickMycroft]

@MalevolentPixy

The only thing worse than writing a hymn about Space Force is writing an objectively aesthetically bad hymn about Space Force

Scientology: Hold my beer and watch this!

Galactic Patrol

[MalevolentPixy]

Getting him out doesn’t necessarily mean it’s over:

Dr Daya Sharma (DrDayaSharma)

[alahmnat]

Matt Rogers 🎙 (Politidope)

You heard him, White House interns…

[Melizmatic]

It would be really fitting if 45 & his admin end up infected, but that’s still not any “silver lining;” this shit is horrific.

[alahmnat]

I would relish the karma of just Trump having this bite him in the ass, but the inevitable collateral damage means it’s certainly not something I’m wishing for. Even if it did somehow only vector directly into him, he’d immediately spread it far and wide with his stupid rallies.

[Melizmatic]

@alahmnat

but the inevitable collateral damage means it’s certainly not something I’m wishing for.

Exactly.