🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Doesn,t the Supreme Court have arguments in May about whether tRump tax records csn be subpeonad or spmething similar? There’s a reason to stack the court.

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tl;dr: Here’s a great idea! Require photo ID, then close the offices where you can get one! That’ll keep those damn dirty commies away!

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Also:

Epidemiology? We don’t need no stinking epidemiology! If you can’t show me a study where you gassed kids and they died, then you ain’t got nothing!!

(I so, so wish I could put a /s on this, but I cannot.)

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Dropping this in here because of trump’s incompetence in dealing with this pandemic:

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Add that to the list of words that the Knights of EPA cannot hear, along with Climate Change and ■■■■■.

Knights of EPA: AAugh! AAAAAH! Oww!! (writhe in pain) Don’t say that word!

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caitlin-doughty-■■■■■

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Seems Like Trump Forgot to Tell His New Coronavirus Task Force They Were On the Coronavirus Task Force

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T**** is back on the TV over here again…

Trump Talking

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i actually had bets on that one. i’d buy myself a nice dinner out, only well there are no dinners out.

( every one of his “techniques” needs to go in a book someday. “petty distractions: how one man co-opted the media, tried to bring down a nation, and had real sads when coronoavirus stopped him from cheating at golf.”
it’s a working title. )

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Ugh. I’ve seen a few bad speculations like this of what happens if there’s no election.

As I see it, according to the 12th amendment, the moment in December that the Electoral College fails to deliver the name of the President Elect by the deadline to do so, the (outgoing) House of Representatives is required to immediately go into session and select the President Elect, voting by state.

So, no, it won’t involve the order of secession, and the other Senator from Vermont wouldn’t be president.

(And all ignoring that the election is mostly in the hands of the states, not the executive branch.)

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This may be a dupe because I’ve seen a couple other Beast links recently, sorry if so.

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As Trump plans to start more rallies in this time when safety costs will rise - cities whose budgets are already crashed by the crisis should remember- Trump always stiffs the rubes.

Don’t be one.

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It’s always someone else’s problem with these fucking people. Ultimately it’s the taxpayers that get screwed.

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Millions of US citizens won’t get stimulus checks because their spouses or parents are unauthorized immigrants

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