JONES: Obi-wan never told you what happened to your party, did he?
LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed it!
JONES: No … I am your party
LUKE: IT’S NOT TRUE!! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!
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I can’t believe how fucking plausible this feels. I was genuinely surprised by my own gut reaction.
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A pox upon your house, for posting that.
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So you’re saying you’re not into the “I used to wrestle in high school” look?
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I think theses are the tags you are looking for. 
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I heard that one. Those folks are utterly unreachable by logic or facts, but yes, if you try to take their point of view it really does line up perfectly. An unfortunately self-reinforcing fantasy world. But come on, this cannot possibly be his actual base, can it? Are 30% of our population really that out there, loony tunes, conspiracy theorist, divorced from reality, however you choose to describe it?
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I will also suppose that he is “family values, pro-christian, damn the gays for corrupting our children” kind of Republican, based on the “They scream loudest about what they themselves are guilty of” rule. Can I also point out that his “there aren’t enough white boys to go around” quote sounds way worse with this revelation?
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I guess he reminded Trump of his sons.
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We all knew this already, didn’t we?
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I guess this is why he has his own golf courses.
Can’t get blackballed in those.
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It’s good to be the king.
(Good for the king. Bad for the rest of us.)
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For the “I hope it doesn’t give Trump any ideas” section
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Yoink.
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Well, they have to speak in a way that their viewers will understand.
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If only it was something easily detectable and treatable.
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