🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

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Maybe Trump could… you know… tax rich people more.

Nah, he would rather try to stiff poor people and farmers with the bill.

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The party of fiscal responsibility, folks.

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10 levels? Bah!

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It somehow never ceases to astound me just how monumentally, fundamentally, stupefyingly unintelligent the president is.

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Alan Dershowitz, the answer to the question: What if the river of slime from Ghostbusters 2 took the form of a Harvard Law professor?

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Now the official House Democrats account is going after AOC’s chief of staff (while also sounding like a 50-year-old trying to come across as hip and woke, right down to the brown hand claps), which is a totally normal thing for an account operated by high-level party establishment types to do. It also totally doesn’t undermine the already shaky foundation of Pelosi’s “stop fighting on Twitter, bag on people with (anonymous) quotes to newspaper reporters like a team player” directive.

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Democratic representatives visit the border, see people unlawfully crammed in cages, child separation, sick children. Their takeaway: We need to help these human beings and stop these inhumane policies.

The Vice President visits, sees exactly the same thing: They wouldn’t be in cages if the Democrats had just let Trump build his big wall, it’s their fault! Also, they’re jerks. And should give us more money.

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Will military families be protected in ICE raids? Trump says ‘we are looking at that’

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Just print more money! Problem solved.

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Wow. Such character.

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To whom do I complain about this proposal? /rhetorical

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Don’t be mean. Pence went to a lot of trouble to manufacture that moment.

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During Acosta’s resignation speech, Trump had a very bizarre moment in which he yelled that he has “constitutional rights at a level nobody has ever seen before” due to Article II of the Constitution. This is the same article that he’s previously said “lets me do whatever I want”.

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Unless he drops dead he has basically telegraphed (repeatedly) any number of constitutional crises.

The only question is at one point does he become impeachable enough for first centrists of the left wing, and then the right?

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Coordinated establishment attacks on AOC’s staff continuing:

They’re also trying to smear him as a Nazi-sympathiser because he once wore a Chandra Bose t-shirt.

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1150178706981347334?s=21

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What a good Christian Pence is… /s

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