🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

“In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.” - Pat Paulsen

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Rahm Emanuel was the Platonic ideal of a “snotnosed punk” back 1000 years ago when anyone outside of Chicagoland gave a rat’s ass about him, and you’d think Dowd might have more recent/relevant sources to draw from, but I don’t think AOC is doing herself any favors keeping Chakrabarti around her either.

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I would not expect this from Dowd at least.

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He’s a grown up, who claims to be a Christian, and he’s supporting this kind of cruelty. He’s not a child, he’s an adult making a choice.

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And when questioned about it just throws up his hands and says, “I dunno what I’m supposed to do about this, I’m just the governor here you guys.”

The buck stops somewhere else.

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Fucking hell. When Ted Cruz gets bent out of shape about it you know you done fucked up.

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The US must give asylum seekers a chance to bring their claims before authorities by law. Under the new agreement, asylum seekers wouldn’t have a chance to make their case in the US — instead, any asylum seekers, not only Central Americans, could be sent to Guatemala.

The country that many are fleeing is now a “safe haven” eh? How will they determine which “could be sent”?

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LOL John Boehner a terrorist? lol Clean up in elev 01 please!

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My fiancee has a spanish last name and can confirm that we have discussed this.

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Never mention his cocaine-fueled career in the 70s as the Man from Glad. /s

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:laughing:

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I’m pretty sure communists are usually atheists and Lindsey just called a muslim woman an atheist sooo…

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Read that this morning. Smells of desperation for some reason, but I can’t imagine what they are desperate about. They seem to hold all the cards, and the ones the Democrats have they don’t want to play.

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He’s just on there spewing out every hate-buzzword he can, as fast as possible: communist, socialist, anti-semitic, racist. None of them even make sense here (well, except for socialist, which, huzzah), but they sound scary for some people. He also said he doesn’t care if the refugees are in there for “400 days” and that he has no sympathy for them at all.

One day we’ll find out what happened to Lindsay Graham’s tiny withered soul and which of his horcruxes Trump keeps in his desk drawer.

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