Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/09/a-dr-seuss-protest-1st-ams.html
Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH the Seussian BLM-I-am wonders if he can protest here or there or anywhere
I’m starting a Go-Fun-Me for Ruben to get new eyeglasses: the Trump analogue always has comically large hands! Donnie Babydollhands Drumpf has hands three sizes too small… these look almost normal
And I think he forgot to put the flush lever on the crapper in that last frame.
Just kidding (not really) this is brilliant!
In these times,
The Seussian rhymes,
They make me happy!
They ring my chimes!
The flow of words
make me feel great
and almost forget why I’m irate.
But then I remember
it’s 'cause of trump
and the lies he makes,
the cowardly chump.
I can’t wait wait for him to end.
Out on his ass, we will send
that ersatz person of phony means.
Kicked to the curb, him and his fiends.
So come November make sure you vote
and cram your ire right down his throat.
I do not like, Donald J Trump,
You are shit.
What? He doesn’t make an effort, so why should I?
I do not like Donald J Trump.
I do not like his big, fat rump.
I do not like his policies.
I do not like him, if you please.
We did fact check, we did impeach.
We did convict his lawyer-leech.
If we don’t vote him out this autumn,
I fear our country’s hit rock bottom.
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