Trump's Lifetime of Patriotic Devotion to the Highest Ideals of the American Flag


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/26/trumps-lifetime-of-patriotic.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Donald J. Trump’s lifetime of patriotic devotion to the highest ideals of the American flag justifies his opinion on National Anthem protests.


#2

Yup, he’s a bum.


#3

If by “bum” you mean lying two faced piece of shit, then yeah, I guess so.


#4

If by “bum” you mean a scumbag of the highest order, then, I guess so too.


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#6

Wait, bizarro Trump was missing his little goatee.


#7

Given some of the things that were done under the various national flags, the remark that patriotism is the last resort of a scoundrel has additional force.


#8

That’s a very polite way to put it; calling him a donkey would be another polite term for what he really is.


#9

Is it me, or does Tom Tomorrow’s Trump look very similar to Jerry Seinfeld’s dad? Number one dad, signing off!


#10

Sure, if by “bum” you mean “Miserable shitbag.”


#11

Bum: noun Lying, narcissistic, childish, over-privileged, sack of shit.


#12

Sure, if by “Tomorrow” you mean “the Dancing Bug”.


#13

I can’t remember what Tom the Dancing Bug was like before Trump… but then I can’t remember what the world was like before Trump… I’m sure things were a lot better back then .


#14

" wouldn’t you just love to see some federal prosecutor, when the tRump disrepects American values, to say, get that son of a racist asshole out of the White House. You’re FIRED!" - prep walk to ensue


#15

Somehow I like the bizarro world version of the orange bastard better.


#16

In the Cultural Revolution all workers (not just sports) sang patriotic songs before starting work.


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@lava
@Papasan

You’ll have to ask LeBron for his exact definition. I’m sure it’s equivalent to what you described.


#18

this is tom tomorrow’s trump


#19

Remember the Rob Ford crack tape… One the whole, the actual video wasn’t all THAT shocking… not when you consider everything that we saw leading up to the release , his drunk wanderings at street festivals, that jaw-dropping reference to eating out his wife’s ample pussy, pushing the lady councilor on the floor of Toronto City Hall… the crack rant was pretty anti-climactic in comparison.

The diversions and distractions are what sank him, he could have pleaded mea-culpa for sucking on the pipe and I think people would have been quite sympathetic to the sad scene.

I’m sorry he got sick and passed away, a good humbling might have put him on a better path… his idiot drug-dealing brother sure didn’t learn anything from this though, is carrying on the brand…


#20

I just love how ruben really captures the true likeness of a puckered anus that is trump’s mouth. Considering that what comes out of it is a load of old shit it seems appropriate.