A Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

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That haircut and moustache scream “this motherfucker isn’t quite ballsy enough to full-on cosplay Hitler.” He’s hanging on to a thread of implausible deniability, and that thread is mostly the moustache - which I think may only not be a toothbrush because its a bit sparse in the middle.

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(Disclaimer: I know Stephen Miller doesn’t have the charm of Noho Hank, but he’s certainly got the looks and criminality)

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I don’t know if the guy on the right looks that much like Miller, but he is the spitting image of former Habs defenseman Andrei Markov.

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Roy Cohn.

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Yikes! Not the kind of guy Markov would want to be mistaken for.

I’m quite familiar with the name but not what he looked like, lol.

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Maybe James can turn it all into a musical?

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… tax exempt

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And it now has officially been dismissed.

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I hope you got on that waiting list, Rudy.

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I don’t want to link it, but pro-fascism rapper and sometimes Ben Shapiro collaborator Tom MacDonald has a new rap out called “B**** you Missed”. I know this because my neighbor just played it very loudly. :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

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