A Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

Classic mistake. Hysom looks like Bob Mould and one does not mess with Bob Mould!

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Sean Spicer is a commander in the naval reserve. And went to the naval war college for a masters degree.

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so many war holidays to celebrate

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So this happenedā€¦

Most likely because of these guys:

This is probably gonna roll over to the new congress and theyā€™re gonna take her off of committees, probably for ā€œretaliationā€ for MTG being taken off her committees for being a fascist.

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https://www.axios.com/2022/06/01/republicans-investigations-congress-midterms

It will also bring stepped-up GOP scrutiny of private sector actors such as tech companies that Republicans see as politically adversarial.

ā€œAll these companies are yours. Except Twitter. Attempt no investigation there.ā€

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Theyā€™ll investigate the previous Twitter management team supposedly ā€œcovering upā€ a NY Post story on Hunter Bidenā€™s laptop, and theyā€™ll do it with Muskā€™s help.

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Tom Jones

That seems unusual. Or is it not?

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ā€œInvestigateā€

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Now with the help of Bari Weiss.

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Oh, now sheā€™s an independent journalist again, rather than running a billionaire-funded clown college?

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I think that tells you all you need to knowā€¦

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Totally minor in the grand scheme, but Iā€™m so fecking tired of this Protestant notion that ā€œwaking up earlyā€ somehow makes you a better, more moral human being.
So people who work the night shift can never be as ā€œpureā€ as first shift workers?
Sure is easy, though. Wake up early, and go sit in a pew for an hour or two a week and youā€™re automatically better than all the poor saps who work the late shift and Sundays.

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Good points, but Eric is more likely cocaine-crashing at 4:30 am. Iā€™m sure his kids are wondering why he slept on their bedroom floor with his face resting in their toy box.

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Yeah, the real question is whether any bit of this is true at all. Like, Iā€™m wondering if his children really are 3 and 5 years old.

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Iā€™m sure heā€™ll get lots of feedback about putting a pledge before prayer! :roll_eyes: Does he even know the words of the current version? Whereā€™s that one nation, Eric?

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Or that simply reciting a statement learned by rote is going to absolve you of all the corrupt behavior you exhibit the other 23 and 1/4 hours of your day.

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