A Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

Here’s hoping bail is denied and, if convicted, the full weight of the penalties of commiting a crime while on supervised release are bought down on his head. Innocent until proven guilty and all that- but a grand jury indictment for rape is rare. The evidence was probably strong

ETA: he hasn’t even served his sentence for the crimes he pleaded guilty. WTF was he out and about and not in jail serving the sentence he received last month?!

Last month, Herrington pleaded guilty to one federal charge of assaulting, resisting or impeding certain officers in connection with his role in Jan. 6, records showed.

A federal judge sentenced the Madison man to three years and one month in federal prison followed by three years of supervised release.

Herrington is set to serve the sentence at the federal prison in Talladega.

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Like this guy:

(hidden and blurred cuz obnoxious)
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Asshole. What are the odds that he’s guilty of something here?

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So difficult to know where to post this, but maybe this thread is as close a fit as any:

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“Technically they’re acrylic,” he said. “But they’re supposed to be bison.”

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The next time that he’s in prison, they should say that about his food.

“Technically it’s mystery meat on toast,” the guard said. “But it’s supposed to be organic.”

“[N]on-organic food, which contains unnatural chemicals, would act as an ‘object intrusion’ onto his body and cause serious illness if he were to eat it. An ‘object intrusion,’ is the belief that disease originates outside the body from unhealthy objects coming into the body,” Watkins wrote. “In shamanic traditions, the body, mind, and soul are interconnected, and the well-being of all three are necessary for my client to be able to practice his faith.”

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Speaking of Trump-inspired assholes who just somehow never get arrested and thrown in a federal supermax – turns out Roger Stone tried to recruit a cop to kill a few Congressmen and a prosecutor for him…
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/exclusive-roger-stone-spoke-with-cop-pal-about-assassinating-eric-swalwell-and-jerry-nadler/

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Fucking GQP goons. Can’t let the poors have internet access! They only get them ideas that way!

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The Virginian Lol GIF by GritTV

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Related, I think.

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So dumb for agricultural states like Nebraska and Iowa to reject school lunch programs, which were designed firstly as a farm subsidy and a “woke” equality effort only as an afterthought.

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