A Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

But Jackson is no longer a retired admiral. The Navy demoted him in July 2022 following a damaging Pentagon inspector general’s report that substantiated allegations about his inappropriate behavior as a White House physician, a previously unreported decision confirmed by a current defense official and a former U.S. official who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive personnel move.

Now he can be Captain Trips.

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I think we will all be better off when he’s Private Citizen.

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A local FU to trumpkinYoungkin:

It would have been a MAJOR clusterfk for the (majority Dem) area plus it’s DC’s problem anyway.

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He’ll make up for that by torpedoing the public schools.

Angry Fuck Me GIF

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I hate that man.

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I Just Cant GIF by Charly Bliss

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Kris Kobach, suggesting children might be fine with lead in their diet.

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Now mind you, I certainly don’t mean MY OWN children. Heaven forbid!

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Excuse Me What GIF by CBS

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Reminds me of that scene from Erin Brockovich:

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That scene reminds me of these stories:

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I was thinking Children of Earth…

Spoilers, obviously…

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330867

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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“I spend most of my time thinking about this scenario for what I’m sure are completely innocent reasons!”

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https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/11/peter-navarro-prison-march-19-00146225

Peter Navarro ordered to prison on March 19

The former Trump aide is urging an appeals court to step in and block the sentence while he appeals.

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“Peg” them? WTF is he talking about?

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Er… Not be all ‘Captain Obvious:’

It’s a sex act, Doc.

One where it’s often men who are on the receiving end of sexual penetration.

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Well, that’s fun. Yeah, i guess I’m that naive and old, both. No Capt Obvious needed.

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I wonder if all the Non-Trump Official criminals realized that they can just ask the courts not to send them to prison and not serve their sentences because of reasons?

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