A hot dog is neither a sandwich, nor a taco — it is a synthesizer

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/13/a-hot-dog-is-neither-a-sandwic.html

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Listen to my wiener.

Hey, where you going?

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It’s a regular sausage fest.

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I’m pretty sure there are faster ways to toast your weenie o.o’ .

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I made a hot dog sandwich out of legos.

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I heard there was a new Moog out. Not what I was expecting tbh.

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The final form of Throbbing Gristle.

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I just can’t get on board with hot dogs in sliced bread.

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I’m sorry to correct you, but the Hotdog falls under the genus Sandwich of the family Things Wrapped in Grain Doughs, as does the Taco. Enchiladas also fall under Sandwich, where as Tamales do not - they fall under the genus Dumplings, which are distinguished by their grain wrappers being cooked at the same time, vs cooked in advance as in Sandwich.

Study up – there will be a pop quiz later in the comment thread.

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I’m assuming it’s analogue because you can hear the warm tube compression :grin:

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I hope that will work with tofu sausage, because the implications if it doesn’t…

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Don’t play with your food.

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The best I can do at this late hour -

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It’s a bun-a-ma-jig. Bunamajig.

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How do the condiments affect the sound? BTW that was a great looking hot dog as an illustration. Made me hungry.

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There could be a pretty penny in this. If only one could atune one’s member to react to the synthesizers oscillations. From flaccid to tumescent according to the tone - a la Pavlovian conditioning. A small electronic keyring device could at once put Viagra out of business. …Not quite sure where to connect the electrodes.

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Pitta either 1a or 4a?

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