Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/03/a-montage-of-trump-claiming-to-be-the-expert-video.html
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“Nobody knows more about humility than I do.”
In the second event, flexibility, Bikram maintained the lead by supporting himself on his index fingers for the entire 15 minutes while touching the back of his skull to his lower spine. The feat was matched by Gupta, who first used the position at the 1990 Tokyo Zen-Off.
Serious Zoolander vibe.
It is one of the greatest things they ever published.
“…than you would understand.”
Yep. His real-life dialogue is indistinguishable from the kind of thing a screenwriter would come up with to illustrate what a cartoonishly clueless dope a character is. (Though it goes without saying that Trump doesn’t have any of Drax’s positive qualities.)
Yeah, well, that particular title was taken years ago:
He also produces more bullshit than the average feed lot.
A very modest person. Possibly the most modest person in the history of modesty. Probably knows more about modesty than anyone in the history of the world.
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