A pound of matcha for cheap

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/04/a-pound-of-matcha-for-cheap.html

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I’ve got your macho right here…

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I’ve got your macho right here…

I didn’t know they sold beefcake by the pound…

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Well, he wasn’t free.
But he did wear goggles.

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Almond Milk, natures version of handfuls of added sugar. No wonder it was tasty.

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Its green… is it or is it not made out of people?

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Beefcake is a different guy:

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I wonder if it’s any better or worse for you than coffee or tea. And if the caffeine is the same compound, with the same effects in all three. (I’m also too undercaffeinated right now to look it up).

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Is that hair falling from his armpit?

From his upheld hand. They didn’t call him “The Barber” for nothing.

He wrestles other beefcake into submission, and then…cuts its hair!

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That’s got to be a fairly limited kink…but I bet there’s at least one video on Pornhub.

Also @agies and any other wrestling cognoscenti - is this true?

:astonished:

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Basically.

Beefcake started bringing garden shears (with the handles taped to resemble barber poles) to the ring, and using a sleeper hold (hitherto a speciality of both Piper and Adonis, used heavily by both in their Wrestlemania III match) as his finishing move. After a match, he would strut around the ring, “snipping” his fingers like scissors to indicate he was about to cut his defeated opponent’s hair. As he did (using either his shears or an electric razor) he would throw handfuls of hair into the air for the amusement of his fans.

I’m happy to believe the barber bit.

But the buttock jiggling?

On the other hand, why not?

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All I really know about wrastlin’ is largely through cultural osmosis in being a male growing up in the 80s but knowing what I do know, I believe it. Every wrestler needs a gimmick and they’re willing to try something at least once.

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Hear tell it only happened when he drank too much matcha.

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My wrestling era was more:

and

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Better (maybe, see the rest of my answer), basically (but differently bound), and no (because of different secondary plant compounds - which are also supposed to be “better” for you).

[As always: please insert famous quote from Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim here.]

Check out the marketing in the included images. “Chinese Origin NOT From Japan.” “No Japanese Radiation.” Wow. That’s… Kind of mean, actually.

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Doctor recommended…

So Brand A and C couldn’t be bothered to bribe anyone with an internet PhD?

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