I dunno, just blatantly copying something like that takes ballsâŚ
Mr. T approves.
'Nad kabobs. The perfect meat on a stick.
Um, according to the quote you posted, itâs not the original (J.R. Westberg of Parkside Pub in Huntley) but the copier (Cliff Surges of East Dundee) who feels there are plenty of turkey testicles to go around.
Not the biggest deal in the world, but it does kind of mess up the âpretty relaxedâ and âmessage of peaceâ claims in your title and post. â~â
They should differentiate the brands. One town can get tursticles, and the other can have testikeys.
If theyâre anything like the chicken balls I ate fairly often as a late-night snack in Taiwan, they are delicious, and should not be passed up. Nothing like cow testicles, which are not worth eating, if you ask me.
This journalism is Bollocks!
Listening back on that recipe for the first time in some 20 years, Iâm realizing that it doesnât include salt.
Must come after they get out of the oven.
Continuing to prove the point that if you coat something in batter and then deep fry it and add some hot sauce, people will eat it.
Just reading that title literally made me squirm in my seat.
Wait squirm does mean âto adjust position due to discomfortâ doesnât it? For a minute there it didnât read right 
Damn right. I couldnât even find them. Are they under the udders or something?
I hear iguana is pretty good tooâŚ
I think this place isnât far from the local Illinois bar that used to (maybe it sfill does?) offer contestants the opportunity to eat a live goldfish from the barâs aquarium. If I remember, the prize was you didnât have to pay to replace their fish.
Once you get outside the Burbs, northern Illinois can be a pretty cool place.
I have to admit that my first reaction upon reading the headline was âWait, turkeys have testicles???â.
Now I feel a bit more stupid than yesterday.
As a testicular cancer survivor this has given me an idea. Turkeys arenât big in my area but we do have a lot of urban chicken farmers. Well, they do it for the eggs, but since roosters are verboten in city limits thatâll make a deep-fried chicken testicle eat-off more, er, palatable.
Since testicular cancer is pretty rare and since cancer of any type is a scourge Iâd want the proceeds to go to general research. The benefit of testicular cancer, though, is that when it comes to finding the humor in cancer itâs the gift that keeps on giving.
From Wikipedia: ââCowâ is in general use as a singular for the collective âcattleâ, despite the objections by those who insist it to be a female-specific term.â
Good run at pedantry, though! Youâll get it one of these times.
