Turkey splits up fight between roosters


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/20/turkey-splits-up-fight-between.html


#2

Meeting Officer Gobbles in an empty restroom is a completely different experience.


#3

Needs a more appropriate soundtrack.


#4

Remember that chickens can sometimes be part of the solution.


#5

That turkey has an incredibly fearsome display. I was a little scared all the way over here.


#6

And than to think I compared the Rutte (nl) and Erdogan (tr) fight to a cockfight.


#7

Can’t we all just gobble along?

Ba-caw!


#8

Gobble gobble, motherf…


#9

Mmmm chicken…


#10

I’m glad to see turkeys are good for something.


#11

Two roosters? Silliness, unless one will be going into the cooking pot soon.


#12

By interfering, this turkey has upset the balance of nature.


#13

And the turkey did it all without once reaching for its gun or taser. Amazing.


#14

I don’t know…the new rooster was the one starting sh*t, but of course the turkey popo only went after the black one. :unamused:


#15

Friggin crazy dinosaurs.


#16

Now now, it wasn’t profiling, it was a randomly selected OH GAWD A GIANT TURKEY IS CHASING ME!!

Yeah, I think that narrative is about right.


#17

Turkeys are unfathomably gorgeous creatures.


#18

He did follow the black rooster home though. (oh, @redesigned beat me to it)

Especially with homemade gravy and bourbon. Mmmm…


#19

OMG! As that dude looks so bizarre. Is he big because he’s free range? Or hormones?


#20

Brahma Chicken. Them chooks grow BIG. :slight_smile: