Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/20/turkey-splits-up-fight-between.html
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Meeting Officer Gobbles in an empty restroom is a completely different experience.
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Needs a more appropriate soundtrack.
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Remember that chickens can sometimes be part of the solution.
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That turkey has an incredibly fearsome display. I was a little scared all the way over here.
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And than to think I compared the Rutte (nl) and Erdogan (tr) fight to a cockfight.
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Can’t we all just gobble along?
Ba-caw!
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Gobble gobble, motherf…
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I’m glad to see turkeys are good for something.
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Two roosters? Silliness, unless one will be going into the cooking pot soon.
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By interfering, this turkey has upset the balance of nature.
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And the turkey did it all without once reaching for its gun or taser. Amazing.
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I don’t know…the new rooster was the one starting sh*t, but of course the turkey popo only went after the black one. 
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Friggin crazy dinosaurs.
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Now now, it wasn’t profiling, it was a randomly selected OH GAWD A GIANT TURKEY IS CHASING ME!!
Yeah, I think that narrative is about right.
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Turkeys are unfathomably gorgeous creatures.
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He did follow the black rooster home though. (oh, @redesigned beat me to it)
Especially with homemade gravy and bourbon. Mmmm…
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OMG! As that dude looks so bizarre. Is he big because he’s free range? Or hormones?
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Brahma Chicken. Them chooks grow BIG. 
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