Fowl play: "gang" of turkeys leave man with broken hips and multiple lacerations

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Seriously, do not mess with wild turkeys.

Smoke ‘em, Barry.

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I will remember to confine my contact to the glass! :wink: :tumbler_glass: A single glass. :woozy_face:

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I’m curious to know the turkey side of the story.

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I always love an opportunity to post some Boynton.

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Probably radial saurian revanchists; the ones that consider the K-T event reforms illegitimate.

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It’s not just wild turkeys, even domestic ones will mess you up given the chance. I used to visit a turkey at Riverdale farm in Toronto and that bird was literally never friendly.

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How would you get down from a turkey?

You don’t, you get down from a duck.

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“Gang,” I understand. is one of the proper terms for a group of turkeys as are “flock” and “rafter.”

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Silly goose! :wink:

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they found a man who had been attacked by some angry birds.

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That’s not even their final form.

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These turkeys aren’t doing much to dissuade me from my firm belief that all birds are assholes.

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Could be worse…

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The problem with that scene is the implication that a six foot turkey wouldn’t be an absolute nightmare.

Literal six foot turkey

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Now I’m hoping Jeff Bezos encounters a 6’ turkey on his provate island…

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As soon as he looks in a mirror….

…while on stilts? Or is this a bendy funhouse mirror?

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