Originally published at: Fowl play: "gang" of turkeys leave man with broken hips and multiple lacerations | Boing Boing
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Seriously, do not mess with wild turkeys.
Smoke ‘em, Barry.
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I will remember to confine my contact to the glass! 
A single glass. 
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Probably radial saurian revanchists; the ones that consider the K-T event reforms illegitimate.
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It’s not just wild turkeys, even domestic ones will mess you up given the chance. I used to visit a turkey at Riverdale farm in Toronto and that bird was literally never friendly.
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How would you get down from a turkey?
You don’t, you get down from a duck.
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“Gang,” I understand. is one of the proper terms for a group of turkeys as are “flock” and “rafter.”
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Silly goose!
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they found a man who had been attacked by some angry birds.
That’s not even their final form.
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These turkeys aren’t doing much to dissuade me from my firm belief that all birds are assholes.
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Could be worse…
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The problem with that scene is the implication that a six foot turkey wouldn’t be an absolute nightmare.
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Now I’m hoping Jeff Bezos encounters a 6’ turkey on his provate island…
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As soon as he looks in a mirror….
…while on stilts? Or is this a bendy funhouse mirror?
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