I would have directed him to Northwest Aroostook County, ME. He’d have to fly to Boston, hop a local flight to Presque Isle, and drive 90 miles to… jack shit nowhere with 1 person per 100 square miles, and where the nearest settlements are all francophone.
That, or Chicago, and plop him down in Canaryville or some shit like that. Lots of fun to be had.
###“While the Senator from Massachusetts has my Republican colleagues up in arms by simply reciting the words of a civil rights leader, my Republican colleagues can hardly summon a note of disapproval for an Administration that insults a federal judge; tells the news media to ‘shut up’; offhandedly threatens a state legislator’s career; and seems to invent new dimensions of falsehood each and every day.”