A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

This feces obsessed cop needs to move on with his life’s work. Restroom attendant seems about right.

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Nursing Home Laundry Specialist

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Nothing builds confidence like saying you have a great plan but not saying what it is. I guess now that there’s no Mueller witch hunt to criticize it’s back to trying to kill Americans.

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Last May, he said he’d unveil his plan(s) “literally within four weeks” which would cover all Americans. Still waiting…

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Trump’s EXONERATION! victory lap and resulting “mandate of the people to be as shitty as he wants” posture have had me paralyzed and seething. The fact that he rode this wave of narcissistic arrogance straight into the Healthcare Minefield of Unforced Errors has been such a twisted - though welcome - silver lining.

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To say nothing of having been through this before. And there was no plan!

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Bet he won’t steal money from the military to pay for it. Whatever it is.

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Christopher Columbus: “Sorry mates, we’re not going to discover anything new. You know, because the wind only blows sometimes. We’ll never make out out of the harbor.”

Idiots all them. The stupid, it hurts.

Put a windmill in front of your lie hole and it will spin forever.

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“Those solar power people keep denying that night means that it won’t work.”

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It’s satisfying from a shadenfreude perspective, but this is a potential disaster for the nation. Like the ACA could simply cease to exist one day soon. This makes me think of Brexit - the people pulling for this clearly have no idea the scale of chaos they are going to create.

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It must be sitting in the outbox with his amazing infrastructure plan.

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he mocked the concept of wind power by mimicking a man telling his spouse: “Turn off the television darling, please. There’s no wind, please turn off the television quickly.”

That is literally what you would say to make fun of an out-of-touch old man who ignorantly thinks that wind power doesn’t work because ‘it only blows sometimes’. What if god made a shark so big, even he couldn’t jump it?

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Dude must be taking more Koch Brothers ‘advice’ that even Sam Brownback rejected.

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They might as well flag it with “SHOCKING! You won’t BELIEVE what this Tweet said!”

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A friend of mine observed that the report would have it’s own executive summary. Barr’s four page summary is likely a summary of that. Which indicates the executive summary is at the very least 10 pages long, probably longer, which suggests a report of at lead 200 pages, probably well more. If the report were only 50 pages, the executive summary would be only 2-3 pages, and there would be little point in Barr writing his own summary.

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LaPierre, in his letter:

because they don’t want to be … crushed by … the vast power of thousands of New York bureaucrats.

I’m usually good at empathy, but I’m struggling to get into the mind of a person who finds this ominous instead of comical. The Monty Python sketch with the pirate building comes to mind.

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Why “alleged?” If she pleaded guilty, wouldnt that make her “convicted” and not “alleged?” And if it were still alleged (i.e.innocent until proven guilty), then why the sentencing?

Anyway I already have my suspicions about The Hill. (Presumably one of you knows more about it than I do.)

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