A round up of Trumpian events ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก

Well, racism is deeply entrenched in American ideology, so to the extent that the US is pathological, so is Sessions. Heโ€™s got a lot of racist cliches that still resonate to work with as he tries to drag us backwards.

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I didnโ€™t realize these guys were internationalโ€ฆ

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Iโ€™m getting blue balls waiting for this asshole to kicked out onto a DC sidewalk during rush hour.

Enough already. Kick his ass to the curb.

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โ€œFilthโ€? How does anyone hear a statement like that and defend the man?

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First Betsy, now Scott. What are they afraid of?

If Nancy Berryhill submits a request for a 24/7 security detail I am building a bunker.

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Pitchforks and rightly so.

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Keep 'em scared.

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Well, who doesnโ€™t like cake?

TRUMP: I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. Weโ€™re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that youโ€™ve ever seen, and President Xi was enjoying it. And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do? And we made a determination to do it, so the missiles were on the way. And I said, Mr. President, let me explain something to you โ€” this was during dessert โ€” weโ€™ve just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit, by the way, unbelievable, from, you know, hundreds of miles away, all of which hit, amazing.

BARTIROMO: Unmanned?

TRUMP: Itโ€™s so incredible. Itโ€™s brilliant. Itโ€™s genius. Our technology, our equipment, is better than anybody by a factor of five. I mean look, we have, in terms of technology, nobody can even come close to competing. โ€ฆ So what happens is, I said weโ€™ve just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this. And he was eating his cake. And he was silent.

BARTIROMO: Heading to Syria?

TRUMP: Yes. Heading toward Syria. In other words, weโ€™ve just launched 59 missiles heading toward Syria. And I want you to know that, because I didnโ€™t want him to go home. We were almost finished. It was a full day in Palm Beach. Weโ€™re almost finished and I โ€” what does he do, finish his dessert and go home and then they say, you know, the guy you just had dinner with just attacked a country?

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Which is a good thing, because if they hadnโ€™t hit something they might still be aimlessly flying around to this dayโ€ฆ

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I really wish I could like that post.

Actually, more than โ€œwishing I could like that postโ€, I wish I could shake the idea that he had a clearly-visible erection while he recounted that anecdote.

Christ, what an asshole.

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Iraq, Syria, you know, one of those placesโ€ฆ

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Oh wait! I completely missed that. HOLY SHIT! I have to watch the video now.

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Better check to see if any Iberian villages are missing.

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LuLz! I was so fascinated by his dessert I completely missed the slip up there.

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Not to worry. Just a senior moment. Right?

(not you. HIM!)

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#nottheinion

I was a bit shocked (just a bit, mind you) that this wasnโ€™t from a parody web site.

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