A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

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And more importantly, has my prediction from November come true??

Predictions About the Trump Presidency

While delivering his first State of the Union address, Trump will not remain behind his podium for the whole speech; at some point he will be inspired by something in the teleprompter, and will begin to pace from side to side. During this meander, he will improvise either a self-aggrandising monologue, or an anti-media polemic, or both, before returning to the podium, checking the teleprompters, and then returning to the prepared speech.

(I’m fully prepared to deploy the “Well actually, a newly-elected president’s first address to Congress isn’t technically a State of the Union address” argument, if it hasn’t happened. But entirely hypocritically, I’m also entirely prepared to accept the amazement and fawning incredulity of the BBS-at-large to the perspicacity of my Cassandra-like powers of prognostication, if it has.)