A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

Blah blah grain of salt blah blah fucking hell.

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Remember the thing about St Louis police deliberate doxxing arrestees on their official Twitter account?

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The real reason that he has a perpetual campaign:

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It’s a viral, interconnected world.

https://twitter.com/slackbastard/status/910704605662560261

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I mean, I guess technically trying to shake of charges of collusion with a foreign power to sway an election is an effort to make yourself more electable…

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You know, most of the time a Slippery Slope argument is fallacious. Sometimes something like this comes along and reminds you that the underlying logic of the slippery slope is 100% valid.

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https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/911185956098727937

Yes, Chris. Why indeed. :thinking:

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How the fuck is that not misappropriation of funds?

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Rape culture, nah it’s just locker room stuff… /s

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https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/911403422582263809

http://www.csnbayarea.com/49ers/colin-kaepernick-named-week-1-nflpa-community-mvp

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Transcript for those who may be unable to watch:

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/911418854856970241

Basically, he’s saying that black people need to shut up and perform for his entertainment, regardless of any risks to their health. Welcome to Caesar 2.0

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Those last few sentences in that second paragraph are gibberish. It’s bad enough he references owners and referees as they interchangibly, but then it appears when he says “they want to hit” it’s yet another group… and the only other group he refers to is black players which he refers to as “those people.”

So the black players want to hit, but the attention whore referees keep interrupting their hits and those same black layers are also ruining the game because they take a knee during the national anthem. Is there any other way to parse that?

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I don’t think so… But I would take his ideas on what players want to do with a flat of salt.

It’s his usual “‘thinking’ out loud” style when he’s extemporising. But even gibberish can be dangerous, especially since he’s the one gibbering.

Not really.

He wants the black NFL players to be obedient slave gladiators who spend their lives for his amusement.

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Here’s a whole bunch of guys kneeling. Fire them!

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Ugh. I wonder what that team does to players who aren’t numb-brained Christians.

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Just the last few sentences? I’ve read this like 5 times and I still have no idea wtf he’s trying to say.

Maybe that’s because of the ridiculously expensive capon you’re wearing, and I hope you can keep your day is lovely, and your plan for a long time that those who aren’t on my current chapter in the next couple days and that driving shouldn’t be a problem, right?

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Well played, @anon15383236. Well played.

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