Probably not. But there might be a home grown solution to America’s soccer problem:
I’m not much of a sports fan in general, but my bestie and her family have been going to all the United Games (her sister has season tickets) and she says the games are always packed, even in the new stadium they are sharing with the Falcons down town. I think the soccer fan base in town has a different demographic than the football base, but the team is also much better than pretty much all our other sports ball teams. But even if the American team took Atlanta United seriously and started to model themselves on their success, the sport itself just doesn’t have the same resonance, because we just can’t like anything that the rest of the world has… so no big time soccer and no Eurovision for us, I guess. Not in Trumps America!
This is a good joke and a good point. Someone should be preparing for Kelly’s departure by putting together a list of experienced Kindergarten teachers to serve as next Chief of Staff.
Protesting the American flag? WTF does that even mean?
“Yeah, our flag totally sucks, bro. We need firearms and shit on them like Mozambique, and a picture of Jesus punching a commie in the face. USA! USA!”
