I saw a screen cap of this on Facebook and thought it was a joke. I mean itâs like the kind of thing youâd see rejected by The Onion for being too over the top.
But, I checked the Orange Turdâs Twitter, and there it was. It was actually tweet by the actual @realDonaldTrump account.
Not this shit again. I can just imagine the cabinet meeting.
Well, Brexit is going badly, how can we make things worse?
Itâs only been 3 days into 2018 and it has been as weird as 2016 & 2017 already
Remember when Dan Quayle vs Murphy Brown seemed as low as it could go?
You know, the late night hosts constantly make fun of Eric as the dumb one. I was watching all that stuff unfold with Don Jr. around his meeting with the Russians and thinking, âWhy do people think Eric is the dumb one? This guy seems really, really dumb.â
Now I get it.
I guess when your familyâs entire PR strategy is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing which strands stay in the gaping, howling mouths of your conspiracy addled base (rather than respect for the meaning of words) you just use whichever recent term for âOur Enemiesâ has gotten the most traction on pizzagate TwitterâŚ
He has to be the butt of all jokes: he is a Trump and a millennial.
Also works with this one:
Heâs confused about his Diet Coke button.
(Canât be bothered to give Baby Groot a comb-over.)
Constantly tweeting âI am Grootâ would arguably be far better for international relations than POTUS Tinythumbsâ output.
Commander Dick-Waver-in-Chief.
I donât think this will work quite like Trump intendedâŚ
Thread. This should chill you.
Well thatâs reassuring 
I have that groupâs book, The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump, coming in a couple days (from the library). I hope itâs a good read.
