A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

Trump likes pictures. Here’s a good one:

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Week 61

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He’s not a fat piece of shit either.

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Yeah he’s the “least racist person” in the same way that he’s “like, really smart”.

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Nor is he a permanently enraged, syphilitic, fire-maned shitgibbon.

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Honestly, if he dies and they find out his brain was largely destroyed by syphilis, people will just say, “Well, I’d rather have Donald Trump with syphilis than Hillary Clinton without,” right?

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dont-like-spam

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My thoughts here are, “good, then don’t vote for her!”

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Like 45 needs any help with either of those objectives; he does that all on his own…

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This is looking like it’s going to be a good retrospective

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Like flies to a great dane’s freshly squeezed out turds

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“The growing reliance on the debt-driven mode of economic development will continue to erode the solvency of the U.S. federal government, the Beijing-based ratings agency said.”

“Deficiencies in the current U.S. political ecology make it difficult for the efficient administration of the federal government, so the national economic development derails from the right track,” Dagong said.

"Deficiencies in the current U.S. political ecology" = There’s a bat shit crazy mofo in office.

Gravity-balls-ear-to-ear-crazy-animation

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Hmm.

ETA: Good that he passed the test, but… It’s a one page test with a standard set of questions. How hard would be it be to practice the night before? Also, it only tests basic functions. Someone could still have a brain full of weasels and pass this one.

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https://twitter.com/williamturton/status/953403411638218753

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The “power of the Turk”? Sounds like, well, you know:

Mike-Myers-Dr-Evil

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