A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡


Saw this posted somewhere else.

So he knowingly sets in motion the events that cause this crisis. Then, he sabotages any honest attempts to resolve it while there’s still time to fix it.

Christ, what an asshole.


Nothing to see here…

“Please hold for Premier Li Keqiang Mr Kushner”…

The security failings of this administration is sickening.



Week 62 roundup.




It doesn’t make sense to me. I’d expect Trump to be terrified of dolphins, not sharks.


I’d think he’d love dolphins due to their tendency to be ‘pussy grabbers of the sea’



Tickets start at $100,000 per couple, Bloomberg reported.

You could serve endangered species, and the dinner wouldn’t cost that much. Obviously the ticket buys more than a meal.



A chance to whack him across the ass with the Forbes cover issue?


$100,000 is just for the cheap seats. You’d have to pay a lot more than that for any Forbes play.

On Friday, I bet he didn’t want to go. “Hell, I’ve got their money, how can I blow them off? I know! I’ll shut down the government! I’m a genius! A very stable genius!”


Is that Pauly Shore?!


Prisoners on strike in Florida:


Florida authorities responding as expected:



“…police say they’re looking for a middle-aged white man with a heavy building…”


Mission accomplished. (Again.)



The Orange Goblin actually kind of has a point here. If R’s really felt that passionate about ending the shutdown they have the power to “fix it”. So really, nobody’s actually “obstructing” anything.

In a roundabout kind of way Trump is just cementing how politically weak the Senate majority is right now (and as usual the D side is looking completely spineless here) but it’s not like his fanboys will notice that level of nuance.


and now Schumer says he’ll vote to open the government. Spineless indeed. They could have kept this up thru the State of the Union. Oh well…

More cans down the road…