A round up of Trumpian events ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก


#5176

Time for everyone to check their russiagate departure bingo cards


#5177

Conspiracy theorist wins.


#5178

JHC!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-markets-tumble-showing-signs-of-panic-like-selling-2018-03-22

Thanks Obama! /X s


#5179

Thatโ€™s right, Mr. President. The RADAR-absorbing stealth materials used in the F-35 make it completely invisible to the human eye.


#5180

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/22/593283104/trump-national-security-adviser-h-r-mcmaster-to-resign-be-replaced-by-john-bolto
Bump bump bump, another one under the busโ€ฆ


#5181

(Didnโ€™t China recently purchase Smithfield Ham?)


#5182

Whatโ€™s in the Vault?


#5183

#5184

Another late breaker to enrage us though the weekendโ€ฆ




#5185

Didnโ€™t he try to do this already and it didnโ€™t work? Iโ€™m so confused by their attacks on humanity that I donโ€™t know which is what anymore.


#5186

Wayne LaPierre several weeks ago: The socialists want to take all of your guns

This week at the NRA: This socialist wants you to own guns

Donโ€™t worry folks, in a few days theyโ€™re going to be blaming socialists for wanting to take guns away from people again :smirk:


#5187

Killer Mike is very much a capitalist:

โ€ฆalthough a fair few people are working to try and change that.

Unsurprisingly, Mike is taking plenty of stick for that NRA ad:


#5188

Long but well done:


#5189

Question: many liberals appear to hold the view that the CIA is opposed to Trump and is working to expose his links to Russia.

If that is the case, why are they publicly promoting the confirmation of Trumpโ€™s hand-picked torturer to lead them?


#5190


Yeah, that sounds like itโ€™s pretty much the case


#5191

Shitty russian photoshop alert

You know itโ€™s pretty bad when even the Daily Mail is writing about how obviously fake the image is


#5192

Thatโ€™s okay. He has an invisible gun to shoot them down.

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#5193

The fantasy:

The wall he hit when his smokescreen failed to work:


#5194


โ€œOh dear, I have a schedule conflict until the 12th of Never.โ€

How about Roy Cohn?


#5195

โ€œI was in a parking lot, going to a fitness class with my infant daughter. T-- taking, you know, the seats facing backwards in the backseat, diaper bag, you know, gettinโ€™ all the stuff out,โ€ Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, said.

She continued, โ€œAnd a guy walked up on me and said to me, โ€˜Leave Trump alone. Forget the story.โ€™ And then he leaned around and looked at my daughter and said, โ€˜Thatโ€™s a beautiful little girl. Itโ€™d be a shame if something happened to her mom.โ€™ And then he was gone.โ€

The actress said she was โ€œrattledโ€ by the parking lot incident.

โ€œI remember going into the workout class. And my hands are shaking so much, I was afraid I was gonna-- drop (my daughter),โ€ she said.

But she said she never saw the man who she says threatened her again and never called the police to report the threat because she was โ€œscared.โ€

Threatening to kill a child? We know Trump and his cronies are pretty low, but not this low.