A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

Time for everyone to check their russiagate departure bingo cards

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Conspiracy theorist wins.

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JHC!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-markets-tumble-showing-signs-of-panic-like-selling-2018-03-22

Thanks Obama! /X s

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That’s right, Mr. President. The RADAR-absorbing stealth materials used in the F-35 make it completely invisible to the human eye.

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https://www.npr.org/2018/03/22/593283104/trump-national-security-adviser-h-r-mcmaster-to-resign-be-replaced-by-john-bolto
Bump bump bump, another one under the bus…

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-22/china-plans-reciprocal-tariffs-on-3-billion-of-u-s-imports

(Didn’t China recently purchase Smithfield Ham?)

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What’s in the Vault?

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Another late breaker to enrage us though the weekend…



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Didn’t he try to do this already and it didn’t work? I’m so confused by their attacks on humanity that I don’t know which is what anymore.

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Wayne LaPierre several weeks ago: The socialists want to take all of your guns

This week at the NRA: This socialist wants you to own guns

Don’t worry folks, in a few days they’re going to be blaming socialists for wanting to take guns away from people again :smirk:

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Killer Mike is very much a capitalist:

…although a fair few people are working to try and change that.

Unsurprisingly, Mike is taking plenty of stick for that NRA ad:

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Long but well done:

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Question: many liberals appear to hold the view that the CIA is opposed to Trump and is working to expose his links to Russia.

If that is the case, why are they publicly promoting the confirmation of Trump’s hand-picked torturer to lead them?

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https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-03-24/nra-created-the-march-for-our-lives-that-now-threatens-it
Yeah, that sounds like it’s pretty much the case

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Shitty russian photoshop alert

You know it’s pretty bad when even the Daily Mail is writing about how obviously fake the image is

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That’s okay. He has an invisible gun to shoot them down.

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The fantasy:

The wall he hit when his smokescreen failed to work:

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“Oh dear, I have a schedule conflict until the 12th of Never.”

How about Roy Cohn?

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“I was in a parking lot, going to a fitness class with my infant daughter. T-- taking, you know, the seats facing backwards in the backseat, diaper bag, you know, gettin’ all the stuff out,” Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, said.

She continued, “And a guy walked up on me and said to me, ‘Leave Trump alone. Forget the story.’ And then he leaned around and looked at my daughter and said, ‘That’s a beautiful little girl. It’d be a shame if something happened to her mom.’ And then he was gone.”

The actress said she was “rattled” by the parking lot incident.

“I remember going into the workout class. And my hands are shaking so much, I was afraid I was gonna-- drop (my daughter),” she said.

But she said she never saw the man who she says threatened her again and never called the police to report the threat because she was “scared.”

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/25/politics/stormy-daniels-threat-60-minutes/index.html

Threatening to kill a child? We know Trump and his cronies are pretty low, but not this low.

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