I guess that carrot, turnip, pumpkin, mango, etc are understandable – because cannibalism
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And no brown M&Ms because he’s just that racist. 
As for the actual list of foods wouldn’t it be shorter to just say no healthy and/or orange foods are allowed?
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It says something important that it took me a while to confirm that’s a parody account. I’m still not 100% certain.
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…and POTUS45 just confirmed 
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Yeah. That was the big tip-off for me.
They’re walking that fine line of Poe very well indeed.
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I so want this account to be real…
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Right now, it’s at least as real as the Borowitz Report.
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Huh. I would have thought that Trump enjoyed a little bbc now and then.
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The Wake Up To Money financial reporting would at least make the death cult happy.
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Of course, a lot more money could be saved if the shitgibbon spent the odd weekend at home and his wife moved in with him.
But that’s just crazy talk.
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Hey, just one less of those stupid Gerald Ford CVN’s [1] and you’ve got a spare $10,000,000,000 to play with.
[1] How the hell did they get away with naming those things after the never-elected president whose only act of significance was giving Nixon a get out of jail free card?
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That’s really crazy talk.
It’s absolutely vital we spend billions on big boats, because reasons.
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Gotta buy lots of 'em too, because they’ll be going down like ninepins if they’re ever involved in a shooting war.
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