A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

What if everyone who owns patents, copyrights, etc. refused to allow their products to be used by anyone/company/governmental level who is pro-Trump?

What, you mean if libertarians had principles? You know that shit wonā€™t happen, because libertarians owning patents negates their principles as libertarians, so at that point theyā€™re just greedy, bigoted pigs.

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This is justā€¦ insane. He plays golf, so he should be allowed to vote, despite being a resident alien? Just to spite his gardener? And his doctor?

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Jan 21st, that makes sense. Seriously! January 21st was when the really yuuuge crowds of people wearing pink hats were there.

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Or rather what Bannon is doing. Iā€™m pretty sure Trump is mostly a self-aggrandizing mouthpiece. The decisions are made by Bannon.

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Trump has cancelled all of the ads reminding people about the ACA sign-up deadline, even though they were paid for. Itā€™s just pure spite and cruelty.

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Regardless, the most glaring issue both scholars had with the photo was its lack of a photo credit. Trump has yet to name an official White House photographer, and while thereā€™s some speculation about who that person might be, the omission is something both hope will be fixed promptly.

ā€œPhotographers deserve credit for their work,ā€ Finnegan said. ā€œIt seems fair to me.ā€

Obviously, the photo was taken by John Barron, who declined credit.

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Rep. Chaffetz has introduced a bill to Congress to sell parklands in the American West.

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You think thatā€™s a libertarian thing? I donā€™t agree. I think most people who have control over goods and services would consider themselves ā€œconservativeā€ or actually-conservative or progressive, not libertarian. Itā€™s a minority viewpoint, I think.

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Obviously Iā€™m entirely against this, but the thought popped up in my mind that if federal lands out west start being sold off, will the Clive Bundy types have to start paying market prices to graze their cattle?

(attempting to find a silver lining, somewhere)

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Chaffetz is totally on Bundyā€™s side. And this shitty bill is SOP for him.

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But isnā€™t this yet another example of them not thinking things through? Or are they going to sell the land at pennies an acre to the Bundys of the world? Otherwise, it wonā€™t be unarmed park rangers defending the land, itā€™ll be for-profit private owners with a private army and a big fence, which means those cattle arenā€™t getting in at all without payment.

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Yep.

In a single line of changes to the rules for the House of Representatives, Republicans have overwritten the value of federal lands, easing the path to disposing of federal property even if doing so loses money for the government and provides no demonstrable compensation to American citizens.

Essentially, the revised budget rules deny that federal land has any value at all, allowing the new Congress to sidestep requirements that a bill giving away a piece of federal land does not decrease federal revenue or contribute to the federal debt.

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Excuse me, Iā€™m just going to go over to that corner over there, curl up in the fetal position, and weep.

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Welp, if he does, the price of goods coming in from Mexico shoots up accordinglyā€¦ people are going to be pissed.

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I actually liked itā€¦ a pretty stupid plot, but the only thing I really hated was Johnny Depp who was horrible and should never be allowed to do improv, cause he sucks.

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Does Lindsey Graham have no idea the number of goods made in Mexico and shipped here? Are our politicians so uninformedā€¦ waitā€¦ I know the answer to that. Yes.

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You think so? It seems to me like itā€™s not a singular person in charge behind Trump, but different groups/people attempting to push through various agendas. Clearly, Pence is representative of social conservatism. Bannon of the alt-right and a more isolationist foreign policy. His cabinet is sort of all over the place.

I do hope there is a nice archive being created of their decision making processes going on, because future historians will hopefully be able to sort through who is the real power behind the throne here.

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Trump is absolutely calling the shots, but Trump is also manipulated by others. Before Trump even ran for President this was something people talked about. Hell, even as he ran one of the Crackd podcasts had their guest talk about how Trumpā€™s son in law is hugely influential on his business and how someone like Paul Ryan could easily push Trump in the right direction to bull rush the topic he wanted.
https://soundcloud.com/crackedpod/the-hostage-negotiators-guide-to-human-psychology

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Iā€™m glad that Trump has estranged the CIA, because I just had the chilling thought that what he needs is a terrorist attack on US soil to give us a common enemy, get people waving flags and saying we canā€™t criticize the President.

Although itā€™s probably already too late for him to try that, since heā€™s shown his hand with the anti-press, anti-science stuff though.

I always thought ā€œfalse flagā€ stuff was paranoia but at this point itā€™s hard to separate paranoia from plausible concerns; I feel like Trump and some of his cronies are capable of just about anything terrible.

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(could just be reading too much into a crappily written statement here; I think weā€™ve already established the incompetence of his staffers)

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