And this is why we can’t have nice things…
if it were taylor swift in disguise it would be tailer-gate
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Jeeze. It’s like CandyLand got nuked.
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Tailgating is just natures way of saying: I don’t understand or have any respect for physics.
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But what if it was one of those autonomous car though eh? Who’s at fault then? The programmers apparently!
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Good. I was taught to always slow down when I see unleashed dogs or small children alongside the road ahead.
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I was taught the exact opposite, that you should slow down when you see small dogs or unleashed children alongside the road.
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This dog gives even less fucks about your stupid car:
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Is that even a Ute? I know it’s kind of a generic term, but I wouldn’t think of a a 4x4 Bro-dozer when someone said the word ‘ute’.
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In some/many places, slamming your brakes to avoid hitting a small animal on road can get you ticketed.
Looks something like an older model tray-back Hilux ute or similar. Maybe an Isuzu. Typical tradie vehicle, anyway. But utes come in all sizes from the mad-as-fuck HSV up on upwards. Hilux is most common though.
See, I’ve always thought of it as describing a truck-car rather than a 4x4 pickup. I am as far as it’s possible to get from Australia though, so I’m prepared to take your word for it 
That cake is health food in Sugar Rush. It’s all about perspective.
As to the video, I watched that gif many times and could not see where that dog was before the accident when he nonchalantly saunters out to the left. Teleportation accident?
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I would certainly say that car gives a lot fewer fucks than the other one. Holy hell.
good one gw
I knew there were trucks you liked
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OH, this reminds me:
I ran over a dog the first time driving a car.
1st day of drivers ed, we are driving around a residential area. And there is this dog in the street. I honk, he doesn’t move. Instructor says to just go slow, it will move. I go slow, it is not moving. Just keep going, it will move.
I keep going. It did not move.
Fortunately, the dog was small, and the car just passed harmlessly over it.
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… That story ended a lot better than I expected it to.
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vs.
Now i’m confused. Are fucks a mass of something (ala “less frosting”) or a group of discrete objects (ala “fewer m&m’s”)? And, more importantly, looking back at my analogies, have i been too influenced by @milliefink’s cake?
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