A to-the-point explanation for why Musk bought Twitter

Let’s face it, he bought twitter so he can pump n dump stocks and influence policy that affects him. He gives zero sh!ts about anyone else’s freedumdums. Dude is already on the SEC watch list for (checks notes) shenanigans of a highly suspect nature. NHSTA is going to be looking into the whole selling ‘full self-driving’ software that kills folks. And if the CIA and various security agencies ISN’T looking into this techbrah’s contacts w Vlad the Poisoner (and the actual richest person on the planet) I shall eat my hat.

And this EA ‘effective altruism’ seems transparently libertarian hogwash. Ehole’s crypto shenanigans also probably crossed several legal lines, but IANAL…

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Minor copy edit: NHTSA (National Highway Traffic Safety Administration)

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he used to pump and dump crypto.

probably still does, but FTX may bring down the whole charade.

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I was wondering if it were today’s “microdose” that was making it look that way.

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I think this Twitter thread is along the same vein but adds on to that explanation:

Elon’s first irreversible fuck-up happening at this point:

Short version: He doesn’t think they’ll take the offer, but they do and he’s stuck, his Dunning-Kruger kicks in and he thinks he can “fix” the site, but…

His notion of what’s wrong and how to fix it don’t match up with, say, the users or advertisers, he gets increasingly desperate, he’s throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks, that just makes everything worse, etc.

I saw a thread by a former Twitter engineer, who had been there for many years and was quite invested in the place, but ultimately left because Musk never remotely articulated what “Twitter 2.0” was going to be, and some of the rumored possibilities were not good. Musk apparently promised to reveal his vision to anyone who stayed (and made themselves ineligible for any kind of future severance package), as a kind of loyalty test, but apparently the number of die-hard Musk fan-boys willing to go along with that was pretty minimal, understandably.

In particular I notice programmers who think, “I am a mighty genius in my field, I’ve accomplished things no one else has!” but ignore the fact that their particular field only existed starting shortly before they first got into it (or only became relevant at that point) and they were one of no more than a couple dozen people working in the field at most. They don’t recognize how low-hanging the fruits they picked really were, but from that experience they have this notion that they can also accomplish similar things in any other field that’s existed for, say, centuries (and has had thousands upon thousands of people seriously working in it). Doubly true when the other field is a “lesser field” of knowledge.

(This thinking I find especially funny in fields such as the arts, where they don’t realize that there’s even something to know in the first place, don’t get it, and therefore conclude that it must be stupid.)

Boy, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the '90s and (gestures broadly) the techno-utopian naivety of it all… thinking back on the discourse, I’m shaking my head a lot because whoo boy it comes across different now.

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I think you maybe insane if you want to work for Twitter with Elon Musk running the show. That whole no remote backfired hard. I think there is like only 1,000 employees left after layoffs and resignations.

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Here to help

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The proximity of the guard rails is not a good look.

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My take is that he smoked something else than weed. Maybe Datura seeds. That’s quite enough of an analysis to the question.

More interesting question for me: how do I get rid of all news and bits and stuff which have that rancid Musky smell?

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Loath as I am to give Elon Musk any credit, those text messages to him are not particularly strong proof of his own thinking. I mean, probably, but still.

The cyberpunk authors were the only ones trying to warn us! And they got it right because in addition to predicting technological development they extrapolated the social trends that emerged from technology use and corporate culture at the time.

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Those walls need repointing urgently.

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I’d argue that there’s exactly one thing that Musk has over most of the rest of the world, and it’s not engineering knowledge or even financial acuity. It’s privilege. The privilege of growing up a rich white man in a society set up specifically to reinforce the success of people belonging to that demographic even more than other societies. That privilege has given him confidence to take whatever risks he wants to take because he “knows” that he is right and even if he fails through outside influences he is going to land softly or even fail upwards. It’s the same attitude that is being bred in English public schools and American ivy leagues and that has given us the last few Tory governments and the 2007 financial crash.

Musk is a confidence man in every sense of the word.

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There’s a thought! Someone should tweet Musk and suggest that he order those slackers at Twitter to update all third-party apps and libraries to their latest version immediately.

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Just tô bring Trump back…

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That’s generous, I was under the impression that the windows and doors are all irreparably bent. Stitched? Huh.

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In EM’s case… “imposter”!

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