Originally published at: A toilet found in Jerusalem is older than Jesus | Boing Boing
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Gives new meaning to the phrase, “Christ, what an asshole!”
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A data-point in the sit vs squat controversy. Were there any signs on the wall?
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Holy shit!
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Ugh, strange things were afoot at the Jerusalem Cafe!
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No picture of him (sorry, Him) looking at his iPhone?
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I will have to check again, but nowhere in the Bible is Jesus described as taking a dump, so therefore . . .
God don’t make no junk crap.
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I am sure that didn’t stop enterprising residents selling the holy sh*t of Jesus Christ to some crusader, and it was enshrined as a first class relic in some cathedral somewhere.
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A toilet found in Jerusalem is older than Jesus
… So it’s 34 years old?
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This gives me an idea… I’d love for someone not-as-lazy-as-me to rewrite classic books with time appropriate bathroom breaks.
ie.
30 minutes into the last supper John said “sorry my dudes, I gotta take a leak, I didn’t eat lunch and all this wine is going straight through my system”
And the third wise man said “Excuse me, but I gotta use the bathroom, we’ve been walking for hours”
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By chance, I saw this right after a friend sent me a link to modern/contemporary design – from Italy, no less – of a cubic toilet.
So sleek… so pure, immaculate in its conception… so not designed to accommodate human legs… just waiting for someone to mistake it for a washing machine and put their dirty clothes in it…
I thought, what would compel these designers to create something so ill-suited to its task. I should have realized it was a throwback to the timeless classics of the ancient Roman Empire.
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Before Christ’s Toilet (BCT)
Now that’s some old shit.
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Pride & Prejudice & Pooping
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Apropos…
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After Christ’s Toilet (ACT)
The same old shit.
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Well, it is halo-shaped, after all…
But is it bigger than Jesus?
