Where is Jesus's foreskin?

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Opens notebook of future band names:

Ring of Flesh

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What did they normally do with the foreskin? Just throw it away? Probably what they did with l’il Jesus; it’s not like they knew he was going to be famous someday.

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I just can’t get over the phrase “The Holy Foreskin”. It sounds like a Monty Python joke.

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He was the son of God, you’d think He’d have a five or at least a six-skin.

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ah Praeputii Christi … got a whole bag of 'em right here (in NFT form!). This one was from when he was first circumcised, this was from a couple of years later … what? you think he couldn’t grow them back!? $19.95 venmo, and they can be yours! (“But wait! There’s more!..”)

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Ring of Saturn last I heard.

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Well, it’s not the Ring of Uranus.

Just the title of this post made me burst out laughing. And “Holy Foreskin?” Is that the official designation?

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If you chew on a communion wafer before swallowing it, that is what the crumbs turn into.

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Kinda chewy, eh…

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Somehow I’m imagining raw calamari.

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Sorta next shshi’ish.

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I wasn’t kidding.

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That sounds like a Jewish holy day.

Wait, is foreskin kosher?

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Here are photos of a small collection of the Holy Prepuce snippets curated by my friend James Shefik. It really livens the place up, having a few of these around. Tremendous energy.


https://jamesshefik.com

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Maybe Tom Robbins and Dan Brown can co-write a book about it.

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While we’re at it, whatever happened to the Holy Fingernail Clippings and Hair & Beard Trimmings? Surely someone kept souvenirs.

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