Originally published at: Jesus Christ may have had short hair | Boing Boing
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Given that we can assume his perfection of course he has Jason Mamoa’s hair
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Ya think?
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eh, short hair… crown o’ thorns… let’s go with bald (monkey) Jesus
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This is the best rendition of the lort I’ve ever seen.
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The “historical evidence” that we have for the existence of Jesus Christ is rather worse than the ”historical evidence” we have for the existence of, say, Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. So yeah, long hair, short hair, whatever … doesn’t make the stories more believable either way. Chances are, the guy never really existed in the first place.
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okay, but if he had short hair then what’s the origin of the phrase: “christ! get a haircut.” my parents that said all the time when i was growing up…
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“Robes!!”
That was the word I was searching for; not toga; nor loincloth; nor linen sheet…
You know. 2k year old carpenter/homeless guy who Big Brother firmly disapproved of. What were the Roman OSHA regulations on carpenter hair back then? Must have had mad drip because word is those soldiers gambled over who got to keep them.
Yeah, clearly dude wasn’t white. Who cares? The point is when are Robes back in style?
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