according to Fox News host Megyn Kelly.
I hate to pick this up from the Daily Fail, but recently started checking that silly site after all the BB furore around it.
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Santa is magic, he can be whatever he wants. But he’s better off being white at the north pole at least. Getting enough vitamin D has got to be tough up there. Santa needs to get his slaves elves to build him a sun lamp.
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I bet that scheming Megyn Whatsherface had the half-empty glass of milk DNA tested just to get the evidence she needed to say that Santa is verifiably white. What a cynical ploy.
Being imaginary has its advantages. I pick a lime green Santa with a fuchsia suit and a cerulean beard. The talking heads can’t stop me, no matter how gaudy the color scheme. They are my crayons after all.
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Imaginary?
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She didn’t weigh in on the ethnicity of The Tooth Fairy too?
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I have a real set of crayons right here in my desk drawer, and an imaginary set of crayons, but it has many more colors 
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Sorry, misdirected reply:
I have a real set of crayons right here in my desk drawer, and an imaginary set of crayons, but it has many more colors
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Her dentist told her the Tooth Fairy didn’t exist, so she doesn’t believe in it, and won’t talk about it.
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“But I was the office’s Secret Santa and I’m BLACK!!”
“No you’re not! Not even Secret Santa!!!” -Megyn Kelly
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I can’t wait for someone to build a time machine just so I can see the looks on neocons’ faces when they find out that Jesus looked more like Osama Bin Laden than Brad Pitt.
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For all we know he might have looked like Woody Allen sans glasses.
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Can we have a Gene Wilder Jesus? Because that would be so awesome.
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That “Godspell” version was reasonably close.
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You’d need to go far, far, far into the future for that brainwave to stabilise.
To be fair, she probably just didn’t feel like looking up Dwayne Johnson’s family tree.
… I’m embarrased that I even know that that movie exists.
Ashkenazis are a lot more European in admixture than first century Jews born in Bethlehem.
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As the old joke has it, “God wasn’t at all what I expected. First of all, she’s black…”
Santa Claus, given the specific origin of that myth, would be easier to defend as a nordic type.
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I quite fancy the idea of a United Nations type panel of Santas rotating annually. I’ve always been confused - is he a saint? Is he a Spanish saint? Why is he a Spanish saint with a German name?
My kids love him. That’s all that matters to me. I might wonder aloud where he’s from and what he looks like.
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